Varsity Blues

And how did those two 30 yr old QBs still have HS eligibility???

Also, who coached them the next week/game?



“You mean you’ve never seen her in her whipped crayme bikaynee?”

I assume the assistant coaches were just as shitty as Kilmer since they also probably knew all the shite he was pulling over the years and walked out with him.

It’s also safe to assume most of the players were OK with forfeiting next week since they also hated Kilmer. They also probably weren’t keen on playing anymore football at that point and played that final game for each other.

I was in high school when the movie came out and always watched it from the view of the players.

Now I have kids playing football and when I watch it, I see it from the view of the dads watching the practice and speculating on the season. It’s freakin hilarious to see this side of the movie. They knocked the dads out of the park.

Not Another Teen Movie ruined so many movies like Varsity Blues that you can't watch them again without feeling like you're watching a parody.

Also, they went 9-1 and won the district title, but say it was the last time they played. What happened to the playoffs?

The only thing Mox was right about was that it would have been good for them to incorporate some spread concepts into Kilmer's ancient arse offense.

Of course just pulling shite out of his arse in practice like that wasn't the right way to do it so even when Mox was right he was still wrong.

Already posted but my idea for a sequel:

Mox is now a professor at Brown. Mostly lost touch with the West Cannan crew. Still keeps up with Lance via text. Lance has had quite the run as the head coach of the Coyotes.

One night, Mox gets a call from Jules. Her brother and Billy Bob were killed in a car wreck on the way home from a coaching clinic. Mox has to return to West Cannan to pay his respects.

- Darcy is now a teacher at the high school and distraught over losing her husband. Lance’s son Jon is a sophomore on the team
- Tweeter is now sheriff and dealing with the same shenanigans he used to put on the cops back in the day
- Wendel has had a long a successful career in the NFL
- Jules stayed after Johnny left and they drifted apart. She runs a bar in town.

Mox is asked by now Principal Davis to stay and coach the Coyotes. He has to make peace with his past while guiding a new generation of players.

He eventually crosses paths with Kilmer, now preacher at Cannan Baptist Church. Kilmer and he make peace eventually.