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Momma calls her son a bitch if he doesn't kill his baby mama.

Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:09 pm
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:09 pm
KA = Son
Momma = Momma
Baby Momma = Dead



quote:

KA: “Shi ain’t do nun but cost me money and gave me a ******* I’m fin just shoot her Ik I hate that for (Agee and Sims’ daughter) and buh like I said I can’t take it idgaf Nomo.”

Momma: “Ok.”

Momma: “Ok I’ll call you and tell you mf if you want to go to jail I’ll tell you when we get close but if you don’t come kill her you a mf b**ch.”

Momma: “Don’t call nanny (grandmother) and tell her she will try and talk you out of it.”

KA: “Ian even gon tell her y I left. I’m just say I gotta go to the dentist.”

Momma: “Don’t even go there she won’t know you left. Don’t shoot at my mf car I don’t want to die.”

KA: “I’m not”

Momma: “Wait till I put her out.”

KA: “I was gon wait till she got out.”

Momma: “Ok”.

KA: “Buh that’s another thing if she don’t get out that car momma and I have to drag her out or can’t ima ask u to step out Cuz I’m open the door jus shoot her.”

Momma: “As long as you don’t shoot me.”

Momma: “Hell if you getting off work now I’ll give you the address here and you can ride over here and do it so you don’t have to do it in front of (his daughter).”

KA: “Send it to me”

Momma: “We just in Pensacola.”

KA: “I’m otw send it”

Momma: “Hold up let me get it erase the texts cause I don’t want nobody to know I was texting you stupid arse.”

KA: “I already deleted mine trust me ian gon say shi abt us even tlkin td.”

KA: “wats the address”

Momma: “I can’t wait to get back to that store to give you the address cause you gonna have to shoot me today I done told you about cussing me.”

KA: “All I want is that address momma I’m done tlkin I done tlked enough Ik wats gonna happen and I’m ok with that I done already been thinkin it thru and this the only way for me idk why u so quick to start shi wit me buh again must be scared of Brooklyn or sum idk.”

KA: “She gon be onna floor right?”

Momma: “waiting on you”

KA: “I’m saying I’m gone have to find her in the back or sum?”

Momma: “Nope”

KA: “Ok”

KA: “Stay out my way”

Momma: “I am”

KA: “Lol man get off my phone all I needed was that address leave me alone finish yo work day And you is to I forgot just me”

KA: “So that last thought of her knowin she f****d and the regret in her face will b enough to satisfy me idgaf what she see wen she dead, Yes tf she do How tf I’m pick her up when yo sorry arse tryna go gamble or hang in Jackson and she don’t pick up the phone, Nah that ain’t even gon fly she a jus die before I let that continue.”

Momma: “Ok whatever Idc do what you do idgaf. Cause I’m going home today not to hell or to jail.”

KA: “good for u”

Momma: “Ok then stop texting me I’m working. Do whatever you want to do. It don’t affect me either f***ing way.”



culcha



This post was edited on 8/16/23 at 12:16 pm
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:10 pm to
This post is ghetto AF
Posted by JetsetNuggs
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Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
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Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:10 pm to
I got lost one word in.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:11 pm to
I need the footnotes with translation like the Shakespeare plays have
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
20564 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:12 pm to
I think it just dawned on me why English classes were so heavily required in school
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:13 pm to
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
66408 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:14 pm to
1. It’s sad I was able to follow most of that.

2. This shite made me

quote:

Momma: “Hold up let me get it erase the texts cause I don’t want nobody to know I was texting you stupid arse.”

KA: “I already deleted mine trust me ian gon say shi abt us even tlkin td.”
Posted by cdhorn28
Member since Sep 2016
774 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:14 pm to



Damn, beat me to it
This post was edited on 8/16/23 at 12:15 pm
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30395 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:16 pm to
It's one thing to talk like that.

It's simply fascinating to actually write like that.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87424 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:17 pm to
That shite might as well be Japanese. I can’t decipher that, either.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73533 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:19 pm to
gonna need a translator
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
17978 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

That shite might as well be Japanese.


The Japanese would never stoop this low
Posted by csorre1
Member since Apr 2010
7035 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

Momma: “I can’t wait to get back to that store to give you the address cause you gonna have to shoot me today I done told you about cussing me.”


If I understand this, the mom is mad because he cursed at her, but she's actively encouraging him to murder someone? That's some fricked up morals. Is that where the "I raised him right, he knows right from wrong" shite comes from?
This post was edited on 8/16/23 at 12:23 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120019 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

“Hold up let me get it erase the texts cause I don’t want nobody to know I was texting you stupid arse.”



Well.. This plan failed.

I would say that this is a good example of how kids are a product of their parents, but in the black community something seemed to change between two generations. The older black folks today.. Those in there 70s an older seem to be the last of a generation who were church going people with strong family values and their kids seem to be where the change happened.

But then top that with todays parents in general where it seems like many parents are more like friends than parents to their kids.

She tells him to not tell his grandmother because she will talk him out of it. Of course she is! She is probably the only one with some god damn sense.
Posted by FredBear
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Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:23 pm to
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
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Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10908 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:26 pm to
He needs to be charged with two murders. One for the baby momma and the second for murdering the English language.
This post was edited on 8/16/23 at 12:39 pm
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
9764 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:26 pm to
I didn't finish...I couldn't read nomo
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 8/16/23 at 12:26 pm to
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