If you could be any type of bird what would you be?

Assuming, of course, that birds are real and not government spy drones I think I go with the Eurasian Eagle Owl.

They’re majestic apex predators with absolutely silent flight thanks to sound dampening adaptive feathers and razor sharp claws they can swoop down and annihilate their pry with ruthless speed and efficiency.

Either that or some dipshit dirty pigeon in the slums of Nam eating old crumbs from dirty street water.