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You know Bert Kreischer's The Machine is going to be a flop

Posted on 5/28/23 at 9:53 pm
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
6907 posts
Posted on 5/28/23 at 9:53 pm
When not a single person posted about watching it over the weekend here.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
17300 posts
Posted on 5/28/23 at 9:56 pm to
Who
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25764 posts
Posted on 5/28/23 at 9:57 pm to
I am the machine!
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36532 posts
Posted on 5/28/23 at 9:57 pm to
Not being a dick but I’ve never heard of this.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
56509 posts
Posted on 5/28/23 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

Bert Kreischer
unfunny fat alcoholic
Posted by jkylejohnson
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
14095 posts
Posted on 5/28/23 at 9:59 pm to
I saw it today. Thought it was hilarious.
Posted by John Casey
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2016
1959 posts
Posted on 5/29/23 at 3:19 am to
It was discussed in the trailer thread that I had bumped, but no one had seen it, yet.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
36366 posts
Posted on 5/29/23 at 3:43 am to
Its probably funny but man is he late capitalizing on that joke.

As the previous poster said:

Who?

Strike while the iron is hot. I mean he was apparently tired of telling The Machine story 10 years ago.
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
3458 posts
Posted on 5/29/23 at 7:27 am to
That's what unfunny people like you thought about Hot Tub Time Machine and it's was one of the funniest movies of recent years.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
72724 posts
Posted on 5/29/23 at 8:36 am to
I was actually surprised they bought so much commercial time for it.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
124758 posts
Posted on 5/29/23 at 8:47 am to
quote:

Bert Kreischer

Narcissist
Posted by Thundercles
Mars
Member since Sep 2010
5522 posts
Posted on 5/29/23 at 9:03 am to
It's likely not one of those movies that's made for a box office splash, but if it has any quality it will continue on as a beloved piece in perpetuity.

Or it could suck. Bert's schtick is really hit or miss for me so I could see a movie of him being tiresome.
Posted by LSUOFFSHORE
Madisonville,LA
Member since Nov 2007
526 posts
Posted on 5/29/23 at 11:12 am to
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This post was edited on 5/29/23 at 11:14 am
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
5302 posts
Posted on 5/29/23 at 11:29 am to
i mean. it was a funny bit for his standup, but a whole movie about it? nah ill pass.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
72613 posts
Posted on 5/29/23 at 12:08 pm to
I'd have to know how much was spent on it to think it's a flop.
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 5/29/23 at 8:18 pm to
Fat man drink beer and take shirt off
Posted by SnoopALoop
Nashville
Member since Apr 2014
4445 posts
Posted on 5/30/23 at 11:06 am to
Another one of Rogan's unfunny bitches. Who actually thought this would be a good idea?
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
7212 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 12:35 am to
Just dropped on Netflix. Worth it now for sure. It'd probably help if people watched *anything* he'd done before watching The Machine, though. His specials, The Cabin, anything.
Posted by McGruff21
Member since Aug 2023
372 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:15 am to
The comic podcast group of Rogan, Segura, Von, Bert, Bobby Lee has to be on its last legs by now right? Talking amongst each other can’t be sustainable long term
Posted by Peter167
Member since Mar 2020
6279 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 1:29 pm to
This movie was shite. It's on netflix if you wanna see for yourself.
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