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Quotable Movies- The Burbs

Posted on 5/21/23 at 12:43 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64199 posts
Posted on 5/21/23 at 12:43 pm
Inspired by the Raising Arizona thread.


"Mr Rumsfield, what are doing up there with a gun?"

"Shut up and paint your god damn house"
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64199 posts
Posted on 5/21/23 at 12:46 pm to
I've never seen that. I've never seen anybody drive their garbage down to the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick. I.....I've never seen that.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 5/21/23 at 1:21 pm to
I want to kill everyone. Satan is good. Satan is our pal.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
3928 posts
Posted on 5/21/23 at 2:06 pm to

It came with the frame.

Posted by tWildcat
Verona, KY
Member since Oct 2014
19354 posts
Posted on 5/21/23 at 3:40 pm to
Whenever I see a big dog…

“You keep a horse in the basement!?”
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 5/21/23 at 4:00 pm to
“Hey Pinocchio! Where do you think you’re going?!”
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30512 posts
Posted on 5/21/23 at 4:37 pm to
"I was eighteen months in the bush and I could snap your neck in a heartbeat."
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 5/21/23 at 5:37 pm to
Hey Pinocchio, where you going?

There's these people in my parents house and they're eating all their food.

We are on alert.

Take me to the hospital. I've been blown up
Posted by Deplorable Duke
Lousyana
Member since Nov 2016
2163 posts
Posted on 5/21/23 at 8:07 pm to
Green sky in morning—neighbour take warning.

Green sky at night—neighbour take flight.
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
10808 posts
Posted on 5/21/23 at 10:23 pm to
That piece of scum barking rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn

I find one more, just one, I'm gonna catch him and staple his asss shut
Posted by lsufan9193969700
3 miles from B.R.
Member since Sep 2003
55137 posts
Posted on 5/21/23 at 10:32 pm to
Run to me! Run to water!

quote:

Smells like they're cooking a goddamn cat over there.


quote:

Nobody knocks off an old man in my neighborhood and gets away with it.



quote:

I'm gonna go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television.



Art! Your wife is home. And your house is on fire!

My wife is home????

quote:

Hey, Mrs. Rumsfield, no tan lines. Looks nice.

Posted by Bronson2017
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2019
1913 posts
Posted on 5/21/23 at 10:42 pm to
There go the god damn brownies!

Hey Pinocchio! Where you going?
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16549 posts
Posted on 5/21/23 at 11:40 pm to
“About a 9 on the tension scale there, Rube”
Posted by Stiles
Member since Sep 2017
3405 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 6:10 am to
“Hey man, when’s the big unveiling, huh? Look, I’ve gotta go to work in a couple of hours you know.“

“Hey man, piss off. Ricky, get this lame-o out of your yard.“

“Get out of my yard, lame-o. Hey! Hey, get out of my yard!”

:continues to eat animal crackers biting off the heads first:
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86556 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 11:20 am to
Sadly I've never seen this.

Is it in the same stratosphere as raising arizona? Or was that simply mentioned as a reference because we recently had a quote thread on it
Posted by cardswinagain
Member since Jun 2013
11905 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

I think the message to, uh, psychos, fanatics, murderers, nutcases all over the world is, uh, "do not mess with suburbanites". Because, uh, frankly we're just not gonna take it anymore. Ya know, we're not gonna be content to look after our lawns and wax our cars, paint our houses. We're out to get them, Don, we are out to get them.
This post was edited on 5/22/23 at 7:46 pm
Posted by tiger_nurse
Member since Aug 2012
501 posts
Posted on 5/23/23 at 2:08 am to
Not a line, but when Ray comes out the house after its blown up and just slides down the porch stairs while he is still smoking gets me every time.
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