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re: How do you go about bringing up butt stuff to your wife?
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:00 pm to father2sons
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:00 pm to father2sons
Marry the right woman.
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Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:03 pm to father2sons
I had a girl bring it up to me. After a day at Surfside beach we went to Whataburger bought a bag of food and went to her home in Lake Jackson.
After eating we started to fool around. Soon after she said “BFC PIIMB “.
I told her that we were gonna need some grease. She told to go get a stick of the “unsalted “ butter out of the refrigerator. She stressed unsalted.
I saw some Whataburger mayonnaise on the table and just grabbed three packets quickly. I slathered her up with two and apply one to little BFC, took aim and the deed was done.
Afterward I asked her why she wanted unsalted butter. She told me that her doctor said her sodium levels were high. She figured that if I pounded salted butter into her arse that it would throw her levels way off.
After eating we started to fool around. Soon after she said “BFC PIIMB “.
I told her that we were gonna need some grease. She told to go get a stick of the “unsalted “ butter out of the refrigerator. She stressed unsalted.
I saw some Whataburger mayonnaise on the table and just grabbed three packets quickly. I slathered her up with two and apply one to little BFC, took aim and the deed was done.
Afterward I asked her why she wanted unsalted butter. She told me that her doctor said her sodium levels were high. She figured that if I pounded salted butter into her arse that it would throw her levels way off.
This post was edited on 5/14/23 at 1:13 pm
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:05 pm to father2sons
Get you a bidet, first. Something tells me you're gonna' need it.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:06 pm to father2sons
Wash it right in the shower
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:07 pm to father2sons
If she wanted it and you already have great sex, she would have brought it up by now.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:14 pm to father2sons
I’m not sure if the replies realize OP wants to be pegged
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:17 pm to father2sons
Tequila. Lots of tequila.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:17 pm to father2sons
Tito's
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:24 pm to dukke v
quote:This right here.
If she wanted it and you already have great sex, she would have brought it up by now
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:25 pm to dukke v
quote:
If she wanted it and you already have great sex, she would have brought it up by now.
duckie - you do realize he wants to be pegged
Just making sure bc your suggestion could really go either way
This post was edited on 5/14/23 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:27 pm to father2sons
Just admit that you'd like to be HER bitch for a while.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:30 pm to father2sons
I just laid it all out.
I told her about my hemorrhoids and why I need them fixt.
That is when I found out she has the same problem.
.....OH! You talking about kinky sex..... never mind.
I told her about my hemorrhoids and why I need them fixt.
That is when I found out she has the same problem.
.....OH! You talking about kinky sex..... never mind.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:34 pm to father2sons
You don't bring it up. Just get going hard from behind and let one stroke come out a little too far. It'll work itself out.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:36 pm to TigerFanatic99
Too many of y'all don't know how to read.
He's asking about getting pegged. Then
He's asking about getting pegged. Then
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:38 pm to father2sons
I’m guessing someone left their phone unlocked around their friends or wife. If real, Aggie board is best place for advice
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:55 pm to father2sons
mikelbr is probably the go to on this subject.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 2:14 pm to GreenRockTiger
I get that…. Just trying to comfort the dude…. But how do you feel about the topic????
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 2:20 pm to dukke v
quote:about pegging my husband in the arse?? I don’t think he’d like that, but I’ve never asked
But how do you feel about the topic????
Posted on 5/14/23 at 2:29 pm to father2sons
If she hasn’t brought it up, I wouldn’t either.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 2:33 pm to Potchafa
quote:
Step 7: Can be very awesome or very messy!
I'll never understand. Here's to your pleasure or poison risk. GROSS AF
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