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They Are Coming for Your Propane Crawfish Burners

Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:35 am
Posted by TigerVespamon
Member since Dec 2010
6493 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:35 am


A new Biden administration rule on cooking appliances would effectively ban half of the propane crawfish burners on the U.S. market from being sold, according to an Energy Department projection.

In an analysis published earlier this month, President Joe Biden's Energy Department acknowledged that roughly half of all crawfish burners on the U.S. market today would not meet its proposed cooking appliance efficiency regulations, T&A News reported Friday. As a result, those crawfish burners would not be eligible for purchase. Still, Energy Department spokesman Dorkmon Blitz dismissed concerns over the proposal, saying half the crawfish burner market "would remain if this standard is finalized as proposed."

The Association of Crawfish Burner Manufacturers is arguing that the proposed rule would prohibit a much larger proportion of crawfish burners from being sold. Association vice president Remy Bourque pointed to a December Energy Department test of 21 propane crawfish burner models—all but one of those models failed to meet the proposed rule's efficiency standards, prompting charges that the rule would actually nullify 96 percent of the propane crawfish burner market.

"It's like they in such a f***ing rush to ban these things, and they trying to cover they f***ing tracks," Bourque told T&A. "But they not doing a good job of it. We never seen this level of sh**ty analysis from DOE before." The Energy Department called Bourque’s allegations “misleading.”
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
9021 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:37 am to
So many plant baws can easily weld a jet burner, they’ll be selling them on the side of the road with strawberries.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
125438 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:38 am to
Cajun baws would just run to the local Ace plumbing section, buy a few 1” pipe nipples and fittings and make homemade burners.
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
19441 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:39 am to
quote:

spokesman Dorkmon Blitz

Not from the bayou
quote:

We never seen this level of sh**ty analysis from DOE before." Remy Bourque

Definitely from the bayou.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
72895 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:40 am to
Its been storming and my power went out.

But my stove stayed cooking because it runs on fricking propane.

frick these people. they hate you.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
14446 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:44 am to
quote:

Its been storming and my power went out.

But my stove stayed cooking because it runs on fricking propane.

frick these people. they hate you.


Its about control. If you can have a large tank of propane at your home and use it whenever you wish.

They want everyone dependent on electricity which they can turn off whenever they want. Dont stay home during the next plandemic, say something negative about the President, or whatever... you are sitting in the dark.

Or someone could release an EMP and large portions of this country are screwed.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
104889 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:45 am to
Does >50% of the country really just absolutely love the idea that government overlords will meddle in literally every single aspect of our day to day existence without end?

I’ve always found that a difficult thing to fathom.
Posted by back9Tiger
Mandeville, LA.
Member since Nov 2005
14910 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:45 am to
frick him and his entire administration. I’m cooking with gas bitches.
Posted by Friscodog
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2009
4654 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:46 am to
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spokesman Dorkmon Blitz


Any relation to TD's own BayouBlitz??
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
71865 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:46 am to
If Loper Bright Enterprises v. Raimondo overturns Chevron, won't a move like this be forced to go through congress?
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
125438 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:46 am to
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T&A News


Tits and arse News?
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
28484 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:46 am to
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The Association of Crawfish Burner Manufacturers


Who knew that had such a thing...

My dad's first burner was a water heater burner and a bar stool frame..
This post was edited on 5/6/23 at 9:47 am
Posted by tigerpawl
Can't get there from here.
Member since Dec 2003
22628 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:47 am to
Crawfish… The final frontier…
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
125438 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:47 am to
quote:

If Loper Bright Enterprises v. Raimondo overturns Chevron, won't a move like this be forced to go through congress?


Logically one would think so. But I said logically.
Posted by jp4lsu
Member since Sep 2016
5548 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:48 am to
It won't stop there. Sure we can pretty easily make a jet burner and attach to an existing burner or make a stand yourself. But it is the principle of the matter. We shouldn't just blow this off because we can make our own. They take this, then it is the gas BBQ grills. Then it is the smokers, wood burning fireplaces, etc etc.
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
12421 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:51 am to
Do you have a link?

Cant find any articles about this on web searches
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
18352 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:56 am to
These evil tyrants need to leave our appliances alone.
Posted by Taxing Authority
Houston
Member since Feb 2010
58701 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:59 am to
And they say: “be scared of Trump, he want to be a tyrant!”. They are the ones that need to be stopped.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
103380 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 9:59 am to
Dumbasses
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
18690 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 10:02 am to
Best one I ever used was homemade from an old truck rim.

30 minutes on YouTube, and a good regulator, and anybody with a set of tools can make one
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