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re: Musical hot takes
Posted on 4/20/23 at 1:00 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 4/20/23 at 1:00 pm to Jim Rockford
TOOL fricking sucks. I'm not talking about the fundamentals of production or instrumentation. I'm talking about SONGWRITING. It's just the latest iteration of prog masturbation that people pretend is deep.
Strats suck. They look hokey and stupid and the necks are way too thick. (Still can't believe Yngwie played one)
Lyrics are vastly overvalued relative to melody and overall songwriting. The best thought experiment that easily demonstrates this: if your favorite band,say, The Beatles gave you all the finished lyrics to The White Album and said "now go put these to music", would you find that harder or easier than the reverse situation?
Strats suck. They look hokey and stupid and the necks are way too thick. (Still can't believe Yngwie played one)
Lyrics are vastly overvalued relative to melody and overall songwriting. The best thought experiment that easily demonstrates this: if your favorite band,say, The Beatles gave you all the finished lyrics to The White Album and said "now go put these to music", would you find that harder or easier than the reverse situation?
Posted on 4/20/23 at 1:13 pm to Big Scrub TX
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Lyrics are vastly overvalued relative to melody and overall songwriting. The best thought experiment that easily demonstrates this: if your favorite band,say, The Beatles gave you all the finished lyrics to The White Album and said "now go put these to music", would you find that harder or easier than the reverse situation?
The last project I worked on, the guy writing the lyrics spent less than an hour, while my work on the music and arranging was well over 80 hours. At the end, he said it was great, then a day later he wanted half the music cut but all the lyrics retained. So I walked.
Posted on 4/20/23 at 1:15 pm to Big Scrub TX
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Lyrics are vastly overvalued relative to melody and overall songwriting
"Hey man, nobody said we were as good as Johnny Mercer" - Bob Dylan, 1980s
Posted on 4/20/23 at 1:16 pm to Stan Switek
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The last project I worked on, the guy writing the lyrics spent less than an hour, while my work on the music and arranging was well over 80 hours. At the end, he said it was great, then a day later he wanted half the music cut but all the lyrics retained. So I walked
I still think the single hardest act is writing vocal melody. This is why McCartney is at least arguably the GOAT. Myriad poets could have written lyrics equally or even more compelling than Yesterday. But man, try coming up with that haunting melody. It's what separates the men from the boys. It's also what annoys me about songwriting credits, where they are clearly always trying to convince the public that these singer/songwriters are really helping to write the songs. In most instances, they're coming up with a few lyrics and that's it.
Posted on 4/20/23 at 1:19 pm to Stan Switek
quote:On Oklahoma Rodgers wrote the music for each song in about ten minutes apiece, while Hammerstein spent several weeks deciding whether or not to use the word "Oh" in "Oh What A Beautiful Morning"
The last project I worked on, the guy writing the lyrics spent less than an hour, while my work on the music and arranging was well over 80 hours
So it all evens out.
Posted on 4/20/23 at 1:24 pm to Big Scrub TX
Yeah songwriting credits are absurd. Henley and Frey were masters at doing very little to get onto a credit.
McCartney's vocal melodies are unmatched. Even album cuts like For No One have such great melodies. I'd argue Maybe I'm Amazed is one of his best as well.
McCartney's vocal melodies are unmatched. Even album cuts like For No One have such great melodies. I'd argue Maybe I'm Amazed is one of his best as well.
Posted on 4/20/23 at 1:28 pm to Stan Switek
Johnny Cash couldn't sing or play the guitar, his songwriting was only marginally better, and his music isn't country.
Cool dude though.
Cool dude though.
Posted on 4/20/23 at 1:28 pm to Sam Quint
And the Beach Boys are better than the Beatles by ANY standard
Posted on 4/20/23 at 1:29 pm to Sam Quint
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his songwriting was only marginally better
quote:what is it?
his music isn't country.
Posted on 4/20/23 at 1:30 pm to Kafka
quote:None of that speaks to the difficulty. The point is that Hammerstein COULD NOT have written the music, no matter what, whereas Rodgers could have easily scrawled some lyrics nobody would have noticed.
On Oklahoma Rodgers wrote the music for each song in about ten minutes apiece, while Hammerstein spent several weeks deciding whether or not to use the word "Oh" in "Oh What A Beautiful Morning"
quote:nah
So it all evens out.
Posted on 4/20/23 at 1:38 pm to Big Scrub TX
quote:Rodgers actually later wrote the lyrics for a show he did, and no one cared
The point is that Hammerstein COULD NOT have written the music, no matter what, whereas Rodgers could have easily scrawled some lyrics nobody would have noticed.
People still remember these lines:
Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When I take you out in the surrey,
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top.
Watch thet fringe and see how it flutters
When I drive them high-steppin’ strutters—
Nosey-pokes’ll peek through their shutters and their eyes will pop!
The wheels are yeller, the upholstery’s brown,
The dashboard’s genuine leather,
With isinglass curtains y’ c’n roll right down
In case there’s a change in the weather.
Two bright side lights winkin’ and blinkin’,
Ain’t no finer rig, I’m a-thinkin’;
You c’n keep yer rig if you’re thinkin’ ’at I’d keer to swap
Fer that shiny little surrey with the fringe on the top.
All the world’ll fly in a flurry
When I take you out in the surrey,
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top.
When we hit that road, hell fer leather,
Cats and dogs’ll dance in the heather,
Birds and frogs’ll sing all together, and the toads will hop!
The wind’ll whistle as we rattle along,
The cows’ll moo in the clover,
The river will ripple out a whispered song,
And whisper it over and over:
Don’t you wisht y’d go on ferever?
Don’t you wisht y’d go on ferever?
Don’t you wisht y’d go on ferever and ud never stop
In that shiny little surrey with the fringe on the top?
I can see the stars gittin’ blurry
When we ride back home in the surrey,
Ridin’ slowly home in the surrey with the fringe on top.
I can feel the day gittin’ older,
Feel a sleepy head near my shoulder,
Noddin’, droopin’ close to my shoulder till it falls, kerplop!
The sun is swimmin’ on the rim of a hill,
The moon is takin’ a header,
And jist as I’m thinkin’ all the earth is still,
A lark’ll wake up in the medder…
Hush! You bird, my baby’s a-sleepin’—
Maybe got a dream worth a-keepin’.
Whoa! You team, and jist keep a-creepin’ at a slow clip-clop;
Don’t you hurry with the surrey with the fringe on the top.
Posted on 4/20/23 at 1:44 pm to Mizz-SEC
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Rush and U2 suck donkey balls.
There's always one of these posters.
The thread title is "Musical hot takes", not "Stupid musical takes".
Posted on 4/20/23 at 1:59 pm to Jim Rockford
Stevie Ray Vaughns “Voodoo Child” is better than OG Hendrix
Posted on 4/20/23 at 2:31 pm to bawbawbaw350
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Never understood the love for Springsteen.
He was great when he was struggling, then he got rich and decadent. It's hard to be a working class hero when your daughter is riding her $200,000 horse in equestrian events.
Posted on 4/20/23 at 2:36 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:Happened even earlier when Jon Landau took over his production. Sound became very overproduced and deadened. BS and the boys should have just recorded like Meet The Beatles: come in at 9 and just play for 12 hours.quote:He was great when he was struggling, then he got rich and decadent. It's hard to be a working class hero when your daughter is riding her $200,000 horse in equestrian events.
Never understood the love for Springsteen
Check out "Rosalita" for prime BS
Posted on 4/20/23 at 2:42 pm to Kafka
quote:True.
Rap is musical cancer -- if you can even call it music.
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Robert Plant's voice sucks. I also hate the guy in Budgie, but no one here has ever heard of them, so I won't mention it.
Fans of Steely Dan and Pink Floyd get musclebound from patting themselves on the back for their great taste in true musical art. It's pop music, plain and simple. At least SD made some listenable (if pretentious) pop. Post-Syd PF is just boring.
I don't know what to say about Geddy Lee. I can't believe anyone actually enjoys listening to him sing. His ODed-on-helium voice is almost comical.
I could try hard and not come up with takes this bad.
Posted on 4/20/23 at 2:50 pm to AlxTgr
quote:found the Budgie fan
I could try hard and not come up with takes this bad
Posted on 4/20/23 at 3:01 pm to Sam Quint
Leave it to the rant to trash The Beatles, the most influential band in the history of music…
Posted on 4/20/23 at 5:57 pm to Big Scrub TX
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I still think the single hardest act is writing vocal melody
From my experience as a songwriter, this is by FAR the EASIEST part of the process
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if your favorite band,say, The Beatles gave you all the finished lyrics to The White Album and said "now go put these to music", would you find that harder or easier than the reverse situation?
I excel at taking music and adding vocal melodies and lyrics. One of the best songs I ever helped write, I wrote the lyrics literally in about 20 minutes.
On the flip side, I struggle mightily to take lyrics and write music around those lyrics. I can write music in isolation, but it’s a huge uphill battle to take lyrics I already wrote and then later try to figure out what chord progressions were in my head when I thought of those words. This is a common problem because I often come up with lyrics when I’m nowhere near a guitar, like while I’m at work or drinking at a bar. I just type out what I’m thinking in the notes section of my phone or in a word doc, and then kill myself trying to write music around it when I get home.
Posted on 4/20/23 at 5:59 pm to Big Scrub TX
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Strats suck. They look hokey and stupid and the necks are way too thick.
Strats have a very specific purpose. Some songs need a strat tone, especially for pop and funk. They’re also great for playing lead in blues. I don’t really like using them too much because what they excel at just isn’t what I am playing usually, but I don’t deny that they occupy a very important niche in music.
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