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Best anti-drug PSA I’ve seen: OP does benzos, ends up dating a whale
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:23 pm
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Functionally browned out for 8 months, I work at a bank and have a fat girlfriend now
Last June, I was working in IT at a company remotely m and just kind of getting by day to day, nothing crazy. Life was quiet. I did instacart and doordash for most my food so I never really leave the house.
Anyway, I bought 2,500 clonazolams from India after I got my bonus from work. I figured I could lead an anxiety free existence for a while and finally break free of my anxious brain making decisions for me.
Before I took them though, I bought a time release pill dispenser from eBay and poured all 2000 in, and set the dispenser to release 2 of them every 4 hours. I then chucked the key locking it into place into the woods.
From when I ordered all those in June 2022, until about mid January, I was browned out, taking about 12 miligrams a day. I remember very little of what I did or who I saw. Overall, it’s caused me a lot of depression because my life has changed so dramatically in that time.
Here’s some things I know happened:
1. I have subbed to about 50+ OF girls, spending about 500+ per month
2. I spoke with my neighbor and he said most nights I’d be searching for something in the woods with a flashlight , most likely the pill key.
3. I started a dating a fat chick. She’s literally huge and I’m disgusted with myself (she brought me to detox when I ran out of drugs so meh *shrugs*)
4. I no longer talk to any relatives and when I try to reach out they don’t pick up
5. My new job at the bank is significantly worse than my old one ( pay wise). However there’s no oversight and very little to do. No wonder the hired me. I can’t afford my bills and in my haze signed up for many credit cards to fund the difference. I’m now deeply in debt
6. I have massive rebound anxiety- my life sucks now
7. My “girlfriend” now thinks we’re getting married and is too dumb to understand I was on a mindless bender. I’m too much of a coward to cop to it.
8. My boss thought I was borderline brain dead or “special needs” when I was hired, and is amazed at how well I’m doing on the “right medications” which is what I told him I was doing instead of rehab.
Moral of the story, never think the party is limitless. You WILL crash and you WILL burn. Benzos are now causing me to pick up the pieces of what once was a normal life
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The question is, how is the fat chick in bed?
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Terrible, she gets tired and starts huffing and puffing
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:25 pm to Dire Wolf
There is a lot to unpack here. Absolutely hilarious
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:27 pm to Dire Wolf
I've had my fair share of fatties after browning out.
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:30 pm to Dire Wolf
Is it wrong of me to want to see pics of the huge girlfriend?
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:36 pm to Dire Wolf
I was bad off on Benzos at one point
Ended up with a girl who was like the 2nd coming of Courtney Love. Same hair and eyes, attitude
Also had me wanting to shoot myself out back in the guesthouse
Ended up with a girl who was like the 2nd coming of Courtney Love. Same hair and eyes, attitude
Also had me wanting to shoot myself out back in the guesthouse
This post was edited on 3/20/23 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:38 pm to ReauxlTide222
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What do benzos do?
They are great for flights if you don't like flying.
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:38 pm to Dire Wolf
quote:what about a time release pill dispenser makes you take the pills? it just dings and opens up at a predetermined time interval.
Before I took them though, I bought a time release pill dispenser from eBay and poured all 2000 in, and set the dispenser to release 2 of them every 4 hours. I then chucked the key locking it into place into the woods.
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:39 pm to Dire Wolf
This individual is a microcosm of the OT.
To reiterate - Nancy Reagan was right. If you stay in school and stay off the dope, you'll probably make out alright. Stray from this advice at your peril.
To reiterate - Nancy Reagan was right. If you stay in school and stay off the dope, you'll probably make out alright. Stray from this advice at your peril.
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:39 pm to ReauxlTide222
I think they constipate you once you’ve finished throwing up for 12 hours.
I don’t know.
Pills are bad, mmmkay
I don’t know.
Pills are bad, mmmkay
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:40 pm to Tantal
On top of that my man is spending a car note a month on OF.
I've gone on some benders in my day, but man holy shite I've never had the line to reality blurred out long enough for a career change, relationship, and a new car note
I've gone on some benders in my day, but man holy shite I've never had the line to reality blurred out long enough for a career change, relationship, and a new car note
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:40 pm to brewhan davey
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They are great for flights if you don't like flying.
You know what else helps that? Being a man.
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:41 pm to Dire Wolf
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Terrible, she gets tired and starts huffing and puffing
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:41 pm to ReauxlTide222
quote:I'd tell you, but I can't remember.
What do benzos do?
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:47 pm to Logician
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what about a time release pill dispenser makes you take the pills? it just dings and opens up at a predetermined time interval.
It's to keep him from taking too many. Only gives him 2 every 4 hours, which is why he was out in the woods looking for the key.
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:47 pm to ReauxlTide222
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What do benzos do?
they are an anti-anxiety medications that are really easy to black out on when abused or taken with alcohol.
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:47 pm to Dire Wolf
This dude is a business trip away from being found dumped somewhere wrapped up in a rug.
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:47 pm to Dire Wolf
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Moral of the story, never think the party is limitless. You WILL crash and you WILL burn. Benzos are now causing me to pick up the pieces of what once was a normal life
Meh, before the admitting that he's taking drugs, he doesn't really seem to have that normal of a life either.
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:48 pm to saint tiger225
Big Girls like it twice as much, cause they get it half as often.
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