Lines in movies that aren’t all that funny but you still find hilarious

Oh no not the shirt! Take my eyes but not the shirt!

What a lemon! One minute it's running like a top, and the next it's broken down on the side of the road. And I can't fix a car like this, because I don't have the tools! And even if I did have the tools I don't know if I could fix a car like this!

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Hey guys! Big gulps, huh? Welp, see you later.

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Ad libbed by Jim Carey, adding points for sure.

"Put down da bunny"

This line when Bradley Cooper catches his girl cheating in American Sniper makes me laugh every time.

Are you trying to make me mad? I said Dr. Pepper. This is Mr. Pibb. … Only assholes drink Mr. Pibb.

Well you’re a a-hole.

"My hair!"
Don't know why but it gets me every time.

The Cable Guy has many of them.

“The password is…..Nipple”

“Do... do you mean that Heather is a prostitute? Of course she is. You think a woman like that would hang out with us if we weren't paying her?”

“Oh my God! Oh my God! My twin brother has been shot! I think it was an Asian gang or something... there was this guy, he looked Asian... and he was speaking another language, I'm pretty sure it was... Asian”

*whispers* “It’s a good test.”