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Posted on 2/5/23 at 10:03 am to
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
2967 posts
Posted on 2/5/23 at 10:03 am to
I was getting gas at a Love’s one day and I’m almost positive I saw Miley crawling into the cab of an 18 wheeler.
Posted by Ten Bears
Florida
Member since Oct 2018
3332 posts
Posted on 2/5/23 at 10:12 am to
quote:

You don't bring me flowers You don't sing me love songs You hardly talk to me anymore When you come through the door At the end of the day


So basically someone got tired of that. Not exactly ground breaking stuff
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12709 posts
Posted on 2/5/23 at 10:20 am to
quote:

I was getting gas at a Love’s one day and I’m almost positive I saw Miley crawling into the cab of an 18 wheeler.

Should have given her a TD koozie so she can join the LLotOT (lot lizards of the OT)
This post was edited on 2/5/23 at 10:37 am
Posted by nwacajun
St louis
Member since Dec 2008
1509 posts
Posted on 2/5/23 at 10:44 am to
I bet she had some excellent cat. Not bring home to meet mom but bring to the most isolated restroom.
Posted by JohnnyAlpha
Member since Jul 2021
21 posts
Posted on 2/5/23 at 10:47 am to
The coffee hasn't kicked in yet this morning for me here on the west coast. I thought this was referring to Liam Neeson and was trying to understand what was so odd about his actual hand to draw the attention of Miley Cyrus.
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 2/5/23 at 11:18 am to
quote:

Flowers- Miley Cyrus
We were good, we were gold
Kind of dream that can't be sold
We were right, 'til we weren't
Built a home and watched it burn

Mm, I didn't wanna leave you, I didn't want a lot
Started to cry, but then remembered, I

I can buy myself flowers
Write my name in the sand
Talk to myself for hours
Say things you don't understand
I can take myself dancing
And I can hold my own hand
Yeah, I can love me better than you can

Can love me better, I can love me better, baby
Can love me better, I can love me better, baby

Paint my nails, cherry-red
Match the roses that you left
No remorse, no regret
I forgive every word you said

Ooh, I didn't wanna leave you, baby, I didn't wanna fight
Started to cry, but then remembered, I

I can buy myself flowers
Write my name in the sand
Talk to myself for hours, yeah
Say things you don't understand
I can take myself dancing, ye-yeah
I can hold my own hand
Yeah, I can love me better than you can

Can love me better, I can love me better, baby
Can love me better, I can love me better, baby
Can love me better, I can love me better, baby
Can love me better, I (ooh, I)

I didn't wanna leave you, I didn't wanna fight
Started to cry, but then remembered, I

I can buy myself flowers, uh-uh
Write my name in the sand
Talk to myself for hours, ye-yeah
Say things you don't understand
I can take myself dancing, ye-yeah
I can hold my own hand
Yeah, I can love me better than
Yeah, I can love me better than you can

Can love me better, I can love me better, baby (uh)
Can love me better, I can love me better, baby (than you can)
Can love me better, I can love me better, baby
Can love me better, I



Eh...it's no "You Oughtta' Know" by Alanis Morrisette about full House's Dave Coullier.

quote:

"You Oughta Know"

I want you to know, that I'm happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theatre?
Does she speak eloquently?
And would she have your baby?
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother

'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
You'd hold me until you died?
'Til you died, but you're still alive

And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you frick her?

'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
You'd hold me until you died?
'Til you died, but you're still alive

And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me
And I'm not gonna fade, as soon as you close your eyes
And you know it
And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope you feel it
Well, can you feel it?

Well, I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

Why I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57477 posts
Posted on 2/5/23 at 11:25 am to
quote:

So, Miley is a self absorbed narcissist with an extremely shallow worldview, possibly bordering on self-worship (satanic). I guess I’m not surprised.

True.

But for the song.

-She released it on his birthday
-As LL said its a remake of the Bruno Mars song that they danced to at their wedding
-The lyrics built and home and watched it burn is in response to their house that burnt down a few years ago
-The suit she is wearing in the video is the one he wore when he told her to behave on the red carpet
-The house it was filmed in is the one he rented to cheat on her with 14 something women
-She's working out in the video because that is what he told her he was doing while cheating on her
-The gold dress she is wearing is a nod to Jennifer Lawrence who Hemsworth starred with in the Hunger Games and was rumored to have cheated with

Is it petty? Yes. But I like it.

Also, I'm very aware I have too much time on my hands to know all of this. Sometimes I get bored at work.
This post was edited on 2/5/23 at 11:30 am
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70091 posts
Posted on 2/5/23 at 11:30 am to
DAmn. She went hard.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99452 posts
Posted on 2/5/23 at 11:35 am to
Well and if you look back at some of their interactions publicly, it was obvious he was trying to turn her into something she’s not and getting frustrated when she acted as she always has.

You don’t marry someone like Miley Cyrus hoping they’re going to calm TF down.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57477 posts
Posted on 2/5/23 at 11:35 am to
Yea the video is were she really went all out.

I like Miley. She's actually a very talented singer IMO, and the god daughter of Queen Dolly.

Jolene - Backyard Sessions

Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57477 posts
Posted on 2/5/23 at 11:38 am to
quote:

You don’t marry someone like Miley Cyrus hoping they’re going to calm TF down.

Exactly. I always thought it was a weird relationship. They just don't "fit" together.
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
8466 posts
Posted on 2/5/23 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

-She released it on his birthday
-As LL said its a remake of the Bruno Mars song that they danced to at their wedding
-The lyrics built and home and watched it burn is in response to their house that burnt down a few years ago
-The suit she is wearing in the video is the one he wore when he told her to behave on the red carpet
-The house it was filmed in is the one he rented to cheat on her with 14 something women
-She's working out in the video because that is what he told her he was doing while cheating on her
-The gold dress she is wearing is a nod to Jennifer Lawrence who Hemsworth starred with in the Hunger Games and was rumored to have cheated with

Is it petty? Yes.


Petty? This makes Fatal Attraction look like a rom com.

Dammit. I cant believe I actually typed rom com.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57477 posts
Posted on 2/5/23 at 12:16 pm to


I'm just saying there is a lot more to the song if you watch the video.
This post was edited on 2/5/23 at 12:17 pm
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
4970 posts
Posted on 2/5/23 at 12:36 pm to
Yall need to go watch the Flowers video, then get back to me. What's wrong with watching Miley dance in her underwear.

Miley could get it, but I sometimes like my women a little on the trashy side.

The rumors are (according to my wife) that the house in the video is where Liam took girls to cheat on Miley. She is wearing his suit in the video and the workout moves are making fun of him.
This post was edited on 2/5/23 at 1:18 pm
Posted by GREENHEAD22
Member since Nov 2009
19642 posts
Posted on 2/5/23 at 12:45 pm to


Those two were married? What they hell was he thinking, he can get any woman he wants and picks her.


Nvm, I was thinking the Thor guy who is his brother.
This post was edited on 2/5/23 at 12:48 pm
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30353 posts
Posted on 2/5/23 at 12:54 pm to
Hope he was up to date on his hepatitis shots.
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