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Good News: Presenting a story of a rescued rectumly restricted raccoon on a railroad

Posted on 1/22/23 at 6:53 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 1/22/23 at 6:53 pm
Hopefully this can help redeem the OT's Sunday from the constant misery on here today.

LINK

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Railroad Worker Rescues Raccoon After the Hair on its Butt Got Frozen to the Tracks




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Railroad workers were able to rescue a stricken male raccoon after it became frozen to the tracks—stuck fast by the hair on its private parts.

The animal was seen facing the oncoming train carriage as it straddled one side of the track.


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The traumatized-looking raccoon was eventually rescued after a five-minute operation.

“I poured the warm water under his bottom while a co-worker worked the shovel under his butt to try and break him loose,” said the 35-year-old.

“After about five minutes of slowly working him loose, he was free. He jumped off the rail and ran in the woods never looking back.”



I wonder if he was double-dog-dared?

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Despite the rescue efforts from Neil and his colleagues, nobody could tell how, or why, the raccoon got into this predicament near Cochran, Georgia.

“I’m guessing because it was 10 degrees outside, somehow he was crossing over the rail and sat too long and got stuck!” said Neil.



We may never know.





Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 1/22/23 at 6:54 pm to
Good humans.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
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Posted by LSU fan 246
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Posted on 1/22/23 at 6:55 pm to
Raccoons>our local thugs
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 1/22/23 at 6:55 pm to
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rectumly restricted
they always say this initially, but when she says 'no' initially she actually means 'yes'
This post was edited on 1/22/23 at 6:58 pm
Posted by Summerchild
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Posted on 1/22/23 at 6:56 pm to
My very first thought!
Posted by LSUBoo
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Posted by shutterspeed
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Posted by BuckyCheese
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Posted on 1/22/23 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

“I poured the warm water under his bottom while a co-worker worked the shovel under his butt to try and break him loose,” said the 35-year-old.



My balls hurt just reading that.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
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Posted on 1/22/23 at 7:04 pm to
If my nuts were frozen to a railroad track I don’t think I could pop a boner like him.

Impressive.

This post was edited on 1/23/23 at 2:11 am
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 1/22/23 at 7:15 pm to
Next up on TikToc, railroad tea bagging.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 1/22/23 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

“After about five minutes of slowly working him loose, he was free. He jumped off the rail and ran in the woods never looking back.”

I’m surprised he didn’t stay there and say keep pouring warm water on my nuts
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 1/22/23 at 7:17 pm to
Momma (no pics) shooed them off the porch with a broom.
Posted by Chief Hinge
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Posted on 1/22/23 at 7:20 pm to
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If my nuts were frozen to a railroad track I don’t think I could pop a boner like him. Impressive. They always say coons are hung.


Wtf dude
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 1/22/23 at 7:34 pm to
Coon’s nuts frozen to the railroad iron,
Jack Frost nipping at his butt.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
59475 posts
Posted on 1/22/23 at 8:57 pm to

I wish I had thought of that when I posted this thread.
Posted by lsufan9193969700
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Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 1/22/23 at 9:54 pm to
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rescued rectumly restricted raccoon on a railroad


Alliteration!!!!!
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 1/22/23 at 11:13 pm to
Again? That raccoon can't catch a break.
This post was edited on 1/22/23 at 11:13 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
59475 posts
Posted on 1/22/23 at 11:13 pm to
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Again?

Ahhhh....frick off.
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