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Best part of climate change grift: you never have to actually be right

Posted on 12/21/22 at 1:34 pm
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
128603 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 1:34 pm
You can just keep that grift going forever.

Every prediction you make can be dead wrong.

If things start to "get better", then you can claim your efforts are working and we need more money.

If things "get worse", you claim we are in a dire catastrophe and we need more money.

If things keep trending whatever way they are trending, you can just say you need more money to combat it perpetually.

If things get hotter: Global warming: money

If things get colder: climate change: money

More hurricanes: climate change: money

Less Hurricanes: climate change: money



I really wish I had thought of something this awesome and full proof to grift a buck
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 1:35 pm to
I could use some of that global warming this week in the Midwest
Posted by the_truman_shitshow
Member since Aug 2021
2760 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 1:37 pm to
It's why Climate Change and CRT are their pièces de résistance
Posted by LB84
Member since May 2016
4420 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 1:39 pm to
South Park already told us that money cures everything.

Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
46221 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 1:54 pm to
You're spot on. Climate change hysteria is more akin to a religion than an actual scientific endeavor.
Posted by tenderfoot tigah
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2004
11544 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 1:55 pm to
How else will they get people to freely give up their sovereignty to a one world government unless they think the entire planet is doomed to burn up?
Posted by UncleFestersLegs
Member since Nov 2010
16860 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 3:37 pm to
That's the problem with predicting the end of the world. You can only be right once
Posted by UncleFestersLegs
Member since Nov 2010
16860 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

scientific endeavor.
we've had enough of this shite since 2020
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
44738 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 3:41 pm to
Our children’s future is just too important to risk being wrong!!!

Posted by EvrybodysAllAmerican
Member since Apr 2013
12690 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 3:42 pm to
Kinda like the vaccine. If covid numbers go down, its working, if covid numbers go up, its becuase not enough people taking the vax.
Posted by jm_1776
Member since Jun 2020
289 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 3:51 pm to
Here are a couple of intriguing discussions Jordan Peterson recently had Alex Epstein and Bjorn Lomborg. They cover quite a bit on the topic of climate. They're youtube links.

LINK

LINK
This post was edited on 12/21/22 at 3:54 pm
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 3:54 pm to
Any variation of "Normal" temperatures can easily be viewed as climate change.
This upcoming cold snap? Climate change.
The ONE hurricane that hit the US mainland this year? Climate change!
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
21578 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 4:00 pm to
Half the business calls I’m on when people mention the weather it’s automatically “global warming!”

Is it snowing in TN? Global warming
Is it 85 degrees in NYC? Global warming.

Any weather that some people view as unusual is now instantly global warming.

I would’ve never believed how programmed we can be, but their propaganda works and once someone buys in it’s almost impossible to get them to let go of the messaging.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
55470 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 4:47 pm to
I need to Global Warm my pipes before the new Ice Age arrives.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
65448 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 4:48 pm to
Now do racism?
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
28160 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 4:49 pm to
Especially now that they changed it from "global warming" and packaged it into the catch all...

Fewer hurricanes this year? Climate change.

More rain...less rain? Climate change.

Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35042 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 5:14 pm to
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35042 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

Here are a couple of intriguing discussions Jordan Peterson recently had Alex Epstein and Bjorn Lomborg. They cover quite a bit on the topic of climate. They're youtube links.


I’m not giving Wikipedia any clicks but if you look up Bjorn et al. Wiki will tell you he’s a ghey quack. Which means he’s right over the target.
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6-- the Brazos River Valley
Member since Sep 2015
31127 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 6:55 pm to
Two major destructive tornados in near-coastal Arabi, LA, not related to hurricanes, in a nine month span, IS climate change. Who ever imagined something like this could happen?
This post was edited on 12/21/22 at 6:56 pm
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
45270 posts
Posted on 12/21/22 at 6:56 pm to
The climate is changing and has done so since the beginning of time.
Them’s the breaks.
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