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re: Got any Aggie Jokes?
Posted on 11/21/22 at 11:41 am to daberryballer
Posted on 11/21/22 at 11:41 am to daberryballer
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Square toe boots...for wimps
I bet he thinks a Bowler hat is a cowboy hat.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 11:43 am to airmonkee
The aggies have some strange traditions. Aggie cheerleaders jerk off several football players to help fill up a large jar (called the "Jizz Jar"). They put the jar full of semen at the top of the big bonfire before it is lit. It is said that the burned jar full of semen helps to feed all the ghosts of Reveille's past.
This post was edited on 11/21/22 at 11:57 am
Posted on 11/21/22 at 11:49 am to airmonkee
Four Aggies walk into a bar and there is only one stool. How do they all sit?
They flip the stool over
They flip the stool over
Posted on 11/21/22 at 11:51 am to LoneWolf
The 12th man just tweeted that he's headed to the transfer portal.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 12:16 pm to airmonkee
quote:
The new Kyle Field is truly state of the art: they even installed a sprinkler system for the artificial turf.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 12:19 pm to airmonkee
Heard A&M's sword fighting and jousting teams are undefeated
Posted on 11/21/22 at 12:36 pm to airmonkee
Why don't Aggies make Kool-Aid?
They can't figure out how to get a cup of sugar and a quart of water in those little bags.
They can't figure out how to get a cup of sugar and a quart of water in those little bags.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 12:46 pm to Swamp Angel
Bumper sticker: Honk if I'm an Aggie!
Posted on 11/21/22 at 12:50 pm to airmonkee
What do you call the roar of an engine, the squealing of brakes, the roar of an engine, the squealing of brakes, the roar of an engine, the squealing of brakes..... etc.?
An Aggie driving through a flashing red light.
An Aggie driving through a flashing red light.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:05 pm to ProjectP2294
A Texas A&M Football player was recently injured in a tragic horse riding accident. He fell from the horse and his foot got tangled in the stirrups. Fortunately a Mall security guard was able to unplug it.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:09 pm to airmonkee
What does a Aggie cheerleader and a football have in common name two things made out of pigskin.
This post was edited on 11/21/22 at 1:13 pm
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:13 pm to airmonkee
Did you hear about the aggie that broke his leg playing golf?
He fell off the ball washer.
He fell off the ball washer.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:16 pm to 0x15E
Their return on investment (NIL spent)
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:24 pm to airmonkee
An aggie taking remedial English was asked to use the word "before" in a sentence. He wrote,
2 + 2 before.
2 + 2 before.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:30 pm to TheBaker
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Heard A&M's sword fighting and jousting teams are undefeated
In the title game against San Francisco State University they came up short.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:36 pm to airmonkee
In a Houston classroom, the teacher is a huge Aggie fan. One day she asks the class who else is an Aggie fan. Wanting favor with their teacher all of the kids raise their hand except little Johnny. Appalled, the teacher asks Johnny who he roots for. Johnny proudly replies the LSU Tigers. "Why is that?" the teacher asks. Johnny explains that his parents are LSU fans. Even more frustrated now, the teacher asks "Well what if your mom were and idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?". Johnny replies, "An Aggie fan."
This post was edited on 11/21/22 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:52 pm to chris911guy
What’s the difference between a winning Aggie team and Bigfoot?
Bigfoots been spotted
Bigfoots been spotted
Posted on 11/21/22 at 2:30 pm to airmonkee
This post was edited on 11/21/22 at 2:31 pm
Posted on 11/21/22 at 2:36 pm to airmonkee
How do you get an Aggie grad off of your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
Pay him for the pizza.
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