Housewife gets arrested. Goes on rant about husband ejaculating on her (NSFW?)

I like ejaculating on housewives just as much as the next guy but hard pass on that one.

First 8 seconds:
“To see if I’m pregnant at 66 years old.”

Officer: “That’s impossible ma’am”

“I know, but he tried to do it in my ear, and my face uh, um, cum all over me”

Now this kind of nonsense is what I expect from an OT thread.

Come on there are plenty women half her age way fatter

quote:

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“I know, but he tried to do it in my ear,

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TWAT?? I CU-NT HEAR YOU!!

In the ear, huh?


That’s called aural sex

Should’ve mentioned she was like 70

I was expecting a buxom 20-30 year old blond

If a man can’t ejaculate all over his spouse whenever he wants then what’s the fricking point. End me now