re: Im 93 years young. Ask me anything

Well my dad gave me some advice when I left for the army. He said son when you’re on the road any hole will do so long as there’s a little heat. I’ll tell you the truth that advice had me confused and pondering for a long time. I finally figured it out on leave in Korea. By then my dad was gone so I couldn’t thank him. Maybe passing on his advice to you is thanks enough.

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I DONT know a damn thing about UFOs but I’ll tell you what I recently learned. Have you heard the phrase eating a box lunch at the y? Well apparently that is something the young men do where they use their mouth on a ladies love hole. Can you believe that. In my day we kept our nose as far away from that thing as we could. No telling what kind of smells were happening down there what with the heat and no a/c the constant walking and all that friction. Yikes

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You know what 90 year old pussy tastes like?





Depends…

Sure I have a few regrets mostly silly things. For example, I wish I hadn’t got mixed up with that priest but he told me it would get me to heaven faster which seemed a good deal at the time. Elementary school would have gone better if I didn’t get mixed up with my third grade teacher but how could I know she was married. I suppose life would have been easier if I wasn’t a huge racist but we all were back then and frankly I thought the white cloaks were very stylish. But we live and learn. As far as doing things different, I would have married my third grade teacher if it wasn’t illegal and I would have stayed involved in our child’s life. Otherwise I’m solid

You're full of shite.

Dear God man are you insane?!

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Son you DONT know squat. I graduate catholic at 15 like everyone else back then and went straight into service something you likely know nothing about. I fought side by side and against grown men and children. Towards the end the krauts were sending babies to the front. Babies!! Enjoy the freedom my 15 year old arse earned for you.

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We show up and it’s a real lady show except there wasn’t a lady on the place. We scooted right out and back home. Stopped going for beers for a while. Well except for Lucien. He stayed that night. Never walked straight again. He got fired the next week. Believe he caught the aids too.

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thatsnotmydog

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if you’re really a Veteran in your 90s and currently residing in a nursing home in Baton Rouge

I’m willing to donate towards renting you a stripper to visit you for the holidays. I’m almost certain I can find a hand of Red Blooded OT Baws to jump on board.

Back then we kept a reasonable distance between nose and hole. Too much risk. It’s not that the ladies weren’t clean it was that things were different. Not many places had a/c and the hood part was wrapped in fur. Just a bad combination.

Is it true that back in W-W-2, you could bang broads for about 10 at a time for a dime--that they even made songs about it? Ten at a time for a dime...