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Breaking: Tennessee potentially used EPMP on opening kickoff

Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:55 pm
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175732 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:55 pm
An electrophysio-magnetic pulse is a low intensity burst of a magnetic field at a frequency designed to scramble sensory electrons and disrupt the brain's electro currents. The result is an instantaneous and temporary loss of motor strength and muscle control.

It's not a coincidence Bech muffed the kickoff right by Tennessee's sideline.



Tennessee has used an EPMP before.

Posted by MItiger92
Michigan
Member since Jun 2021
462 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:56 pm to
Jesus man. Just take the loss.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
37706 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:57 pm to
I thought it was aliens, bro.
Posted by Dodd
Member since Oct 2003
21120 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:57 pm to
You’re trying to get on message board geniuses
Posted by Tiger987
Member since Nov 2021
1158 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:57 pm to
Huh?
Posted by cajunsaint
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2012
575 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

Jesus man. Just take the loss.



Holy shite. Do you not sense the sarcasm?
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14735 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:58 pm to
What the frick is happening?
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7698 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:58 pm to
Well, that explains it
Posted by deathvalleytiger10
Member since Sep 2009
9031 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:58 pm to
I think it came from the grassy knoll!
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
45834 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:59 pm to
I’m thinking if we had a pulse, we might not have got down 23-0 or whatever it was.
This post was edited on 10/8/22 at 9:00 pm
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
19938 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:59 pm to
shite, why didnt i think of this?!? They were also using a remote controlled football to make those pass completions
Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
Member since Jul 2013
7974 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:59 pm to
And you’re potentially the worst poster on this board. But we will never know
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
101913 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

The result is an instantaneous and temporary loss of motor strength and muscle control.



This happened to my sphincter watching LSUs offense. The only explosive outcome of LSUs offense.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
66140 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:00 pm to
Memberberries did it, already confirmed
Posted by LSU-DUDE
USA
Member since Apr 2013
2137 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:00 pm to
Anything to protect one of the rants favorite
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
66140 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:00 pm to
That’s funny coming from you lmfao
Posted by Jack Crevalle
USVI
Member since Aug 2018
8567 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:01 pm to
Who's been EPMP'ing Daniels all season?
Posted by LSU-DUDE
USA
Member since Apr 2013
2137 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:02 pm to
there is truth in a laugh
Posted by B_dub
Member since Apr 2022
908 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:03 pm to
There was a second spitter.
Posted by thejuiceisloose
Member since Nov 2018
6064 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:04 pm to
The circle on the Tennessee sideline is a clear smoking gun. Wow you got ‘em
This post was edited on 10/8/22 at 9:38 pm
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