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re: Men of the OT, who is the one that got away?
Posted on 9/7/22 at 12:27 pm to fareplay
Posted on 9/7/22 at 12:27 pm to fareplay
I think I missed out on too much snizz but I'm probably just dreaming.
I tell Gee Jr to take his shot every chance he gets. Too many songs on the radio saying "we'll never be here again".
I tell Gee Jr to take his shot every chance he gets. Too many songs on the radio saying "we'll never be here again".
Posted on 9/7/22 at 12:27 pm to Oates Mustache
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That is so fetch
and release
Posted on 9/7/22 at 12:28 pm to fareplay
I didn’t tie a square knot correctly and forgot to lock the trunk. I am still sad to this day that she got away.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 12:29 pm to fareplay
My little sisters best friend had a crush on me. I was going to ask her out, but my sister begged me not to since it could hurt their relationship, if things didn't work out.
Wished I would have gone for it, she was so pretty and such a sweetheart. Real marriage material.
Anyway, now I'm divorced since Jody pounded my whore ex wife.
Wished I would have gone for it, she was so pretty and such a sweetheart. Real marriage material.
Anyway, now I'm divorced since Jody pounded my whore ex wife.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 12:29 pm to fareplay
Top G's don't let (The One) get away. It's what separates the winners from the losers.
Champions don't make excuses, they just win.
-Miles
Champions don't make excuses, they just win.
-Miles
Posted on 9/7/22 at 12:29 pm to fareplay
They don't get away if you are proficient at tying knots.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 12:30 pm to AUriptide
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Anyway, now I'm divorced since Jody pounded my whore ex wife.
Ouch. Story?
Posted on 9/7/22 at 12:39 pm to fareplay
I let one get away because I thought I could do better (looks wise) and I did in the short term but the girl in question (now 50) aged like fine wine and now looks better than most her age. Plus she's a sweet, kind, fun person. Her husband owes me bigly.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 12:39 pm to fareplay
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Men of the OT, who is the one that got away?
Found her late one night alingering around the 7-11 parking lot. Cuffed her, threw her in the back of my van and brought her home. Then I chained her up out in the shed and I deflowered and ravaged her nightly until one night she slipped outta her chains took the metal tray I had been putting her slop in and hit me up side the head with it. I jest don't get it, she told me she loved me several times as I nekidly pressed agin her drooling lips. She then headed for the woods like a scared deer never to return. Yesin' she is the one that got away............ fer now!
Posted on 9/7/22 at 12:41 pm to fareplay
When I was about 17 at the Spanish Town Parade a pretty good looking girl on a float asked me for a beer. I of course said show me your tits first. She did so I tossed her a beer. She tried to get me to get on the float and gave me the tongue through the fingers vag licking sign. I chickened out and didn't get on. She was clearly trashy and drunk. I have often thought about that day, and had I got on if I would have ever seen any of my friends again.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 12:41 pm to AUriptide
quote:LOL'd, sorry. Laughing with you not at you.
Anyway, now I'm divorced since Jody pounded my whore ex wife.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:14 pm to fareplay
I ended up marrying her over a decade later.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:16 pm to fareplay
Had a girl in my college years. Absolutely in love with her. She was perfect and still is, in my opinion.
Except for the fact that she wouldn’t give bjs. She thought they were “gross”. That was a dealbreaker. I just couldn’t imagine going through life without them.
So I married the other one who I chose because she gave bjs near on command. I’m talking multiple a day here. Before, during, and after intercourse.
Now I’ve been married to her for 25 years and I have to pay an escort or go on gay internet sites to get bjs. Crazy karma I guess.
Except for the fact that she wouldn’t give bjs. She thought they were “gross”. That was a dealbreaker. I just couldn’t imagine going through life without them.
So I married the other one who I chose because she gave bjs near on command. I’m talking multiple a day here. Before, during, and after intercourse.
Now I’ve been married to her for 25 years and I have to pay an escort or go on gay internet sites to get bjs. Crazy karma I guess.
This post was edited on 9/7/22 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:23 pm to fareplay
Debbie K. Took her to my senior prom… she was just right for my taste.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:26 pm to fareplay
I AM THE ONE that got away.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:26 pm to Oates Mustache
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Ouch. Story?
In short....her arse got fat and crazy and I didn't want anything to do with either, so I moved upstairs for the last year. She actually wanted to fix things, but I was pretty much done, so she finally got her a Jody.
Jody actually did me a favor. I got off pretty good on the divorce when all was said and done.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:28 pm to The Mick
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LOL'd, sorry. Laughing with you not at you.
No problem, life is so good right now.
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:48 pm to fareplay
Met a girl in the Air Force . She liked me and i liked her only one problem she was married. Didnt want to take the chance of getting shot so we went our separate ways.
This post was edited on 9/7/22 at 1:52 pm
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:54 pm to fareplay
Mine didn't get away. We've been married for going on 29 years. No way I'd ever thought of a life with those other sluts I dated.
This post was edited on 9/7/22 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 9/7/22 at 2:12 pm to Tantal
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I know exactly where they all are and wouldn't trade Mrs. Tantal for any of them.
Exactly the same for me.
Just for fun, Google search the names of the ones that got away, find out what they are doing now and what they look like, and more often than not it's a reaction like this:
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