re: 32 motherships suddenly appear over major cities all over the world. Their message says..

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Reduce your population by half.

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Might just try for 2 or 3 more just cuz frick em.

This…. Anthony Hopkins, actor.
“None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Eat the delicious food. Walk in the sunshine. Jump in the ocean. Say the truth that you’re carrying in your heart like hidden treasure. Be silly. Be kind. Be weird. There’s no time for anything else.”

Send in Drew Brees to apologize and put their picture on the front of his helmet.

All will be good then.

China and Russia probably try and nuke half the world’s population first.


And if I’m alive, I’ll be old and so disease ridden from aspartame it won’t matter to me.

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Then, the ships disappear, without a trace.

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get on the floor and walk the dinosaur

I would need to know how this would affect crawfish prices first.

Europe and the americas agree to nuke south east Asia

All countries of the earth immediately eliminate all gasoline vehicles, all coal burning plants and restrict emissions into the air. No planes are allowed to fly and only fires allowed for cooking and heat.
In 50 years, the aliens return and inform the earthlings that they have not reduced the population by 50%, and the motherships will commence their attack in sixty seconds and destroy the earth. The U.S. President slaps his head, and says Population? I thought you said Polution!

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What happens next?

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Our government sends Neptune 89.1 billion dollars for gender equality studies