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Help: I Need More Ways to Not Be Audited Moving Forward

Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:32 pm
Posted by Lsudx256
DFW
Member since Mar 2016
3398 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:32 pm
I already changed my youngest son’s gender on all his school paperwork to Transgendered. I also put a Black Lives Matter picture on my Facebook.
What other measures do I need to do to not be audited moving forward?
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
2339 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:33 pm to
Wear a BLM tshirt everyday.
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18703 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:33 pm to
Make sure you have donations to Ukraine listed
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37976 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:34 pm to
Rainbow flag out front of the house and coexist bumper sticker on all vehicles
This post was edited on 8/14/22 at 5:35 pm
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
11025 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:34 pm to
Replace your American flag on your house with the pride flag

Go ahead and turn over all your guns to the government

Create a list of your neighbors who you suspect may be trying to avoid taxes
This post was edited on 8/14/22 at 5:36 pm
Posted by swolverine
Member since Jun 2020
1966 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:38 pm to
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This post was edited on 12/21/23 at 1:25 pm
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
21023 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

Help: I Need More Ways to Not Be Audited Moving Forward


Listing “donations” to the “Big Guy” through Hunter works well.
Posted by PeepNCroom
Member since May 2016
820 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:41 pm to
Sign up and work for the irs, they can’t audit you if you’re one of them lol
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
26578 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:42 pm to
Hair color pink
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
9162 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:42 pm to
Blow HHTM’s wife’s boyfriend
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
28160 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:43 pm to
Stop logging in here. Chicken gets a reward for each of us that he turns in.
Posted by NCIS_76
Member since Jan 2021
5246 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:44 pm to
You also need to inquire on a sex change yourself and that you feel no longer the sex you were born. Approved in an instant.

I was not implying you were trans by the way. I understand your post.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23098 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:45 pm to
Change your last name to Biden.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
28209 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:49 pm to
Just pay what you owe. When you are audited, show your receipts. Simple.
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
55266 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

I already changed my youngest son’s gender on all his school paperwork to Transgendered. I also put a Black Lives Matter picture on my Facebook. What other measures do I need to do to not be audited moving forward?


Definitely yard signage …





These signs should afford you some level of protection.




Posted by LakeCharles
USA
Member since Oct 2016
5390 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:52 pm to
It's pretty simple. Miscalculate the number of deductions on your tax form - miscount so you overpay (but list all info for your family). I would think that if they go through their checks and issue you a check because you overpaid, your chances for an audit go way down.

Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
41081 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:52 pm to
Post this in your window...

Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
20515 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

What other measures do I need to do to not be audited moving forward?



Change your pronouns to "they/them".
Posted by THog
Member since Dec 2021
2282 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:54 pm to
Pride, blm, and hillary shirts are a must. Also support eating mealworms and drinking cockroach milk- for the climate!
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39276 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

Just pay what you owe. When you are audited, show your receipts. Simple.


What a clown statement
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