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Mega millions $830 million drawing tonight

Posted on 7/26/22 at 5:32 pm
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
23709 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 5:32 pm
$487.9 million payout
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
172396 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 5:33 pm to
I’d buy me a boat. I’d buy me a truck to pull it.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 5:35 pm to
I'm in. Already making a list of who gets how many million. It turns out that I'm a generous bastard when I've got about $300(+) million in new money to work with.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 5:36 pm to
With two girls at the same time.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4602 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 5:46 pm to
A regional utility.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45634 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 5:47 pm to
I’d buy a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets.
Posted by Mahootney
Lovin' My German Footprint
Member since Sep 2008
12026 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 5:49 pm to
Maybe we could afford milk and bread if we won.
At least until they print a few 100 trillion more for fun.
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 5:53 pm to
Lotteries are a tax on the statistically illiterate.

But, if you are confident in your 1/300,000,000 chance, good luck with the nightmare: all the new "friends", having to live low key, worry about black mail, ransom and kidnapping risk, and non-stop charity calls.

May the fast planes, boats, cars, women, intoxication substances, and tax preparers be in your favor!


Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
23709 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 5:55 pm to
South Carolina let’s you remain anonymous when claiming
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
38122 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

Lotteries are a tax on the statistically illiterate.


It costs $2 to play.
Posted by OleVaught14
Member since Jun 2019
8285 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

Lotteries are a tax on the statistically illiterate.


A lot of people play who truthfully shouldn't spend the $2 on it. But I view it as fun money where I get to dick around on Zillow for a couple hours with the house minimum set to $5mil.

It's pure entertainment for me - like spending $2 on a beer or buying a movie ticket.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29002 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

Lotteries are a tax on the statistically illiterate.
Or just folks who can spare a few bucks in exchange for a little excitement and don't mind that some of it ends up paying for schools or whatnot.
quote:

But, if you are confident in your 1/300,000,000 chance, good luck with the nightmare: all the new "friends", having to live low key, worry about black mail, ransom and kidnapping risk, and non-stop charity calls.

May the fast planes, boats, cars, women, intoxication substances, and tax preparers be in your favor!

I think I would be alright.

Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:02 pm to
It's 1 in 302 million and some change, for the statistically illiterate. Don't care. If you don't play you can't win.

I'll spend $2 on a ticket and feel good about it. Cheaper than a pack of cigarettes or a six pack of beer or a bunch of other things peoole waste money on.

PS - You're not on my list.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
67944 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

But, if you are confident in your 1/300,000,000 chance, good luck with the nightmare: all the new "friends", having to live low key, worry about black mail, ransom and kidnapping risk, and non-stop charity calls.



Just hire your own security team. Solved that problem.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49108 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

With two girls at the same time.
two?

Whats wrong, you can't count to ten?
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28591 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

I’d buy me a boat. I’d buy me a truck to pull it.


That's enough to go full truck boat truck ala Early



Posted by Dominate308
South Florida
Member since Jan 2013
2895 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:06 pm to
I’d live off the interest and never tough the principal. Delray Beach has a good culture.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
16972 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

Lotteries are a tax on the statistically illiterate


You’re a tax on my buzz.
Posted by Amon
Member since Jun 2020
300 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:09 pm to
Not many F250’s in Delray Beach.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
108223 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:10 pm to
I will remember you all.
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