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Joe Burrow having his appendix removed

Posted on 7/26/22 at 11:50 am
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77649 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 11:50 am
quote:

Ian Rapoport

@RapSheet

#Bengals QB Joe Burrow is undergoing surgery to remove his appendix, source said. He’ll miss some practice time but better now than later.



ridding himself of anything that will slow him down
Posted by Nix to Twillie
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
17915 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 11:56 am to
he’ll wear it on his wrist as a reminder of what used to slow him down.
This post was edited on 7/26/22 at 11:57 am
Posted by lsubayouboy9296
Houston
Member since May 2022
4 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 12:02 pm to
I heard he is sacrificing his appendix to the football God's so that LSU will make it to the college football playoffs. What a GOAT
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
21472 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 12:05 pm to
He can take mine.

Oh wait.
Posted by PenguinPubes
Frozen Tundra
Member since Jan 2018
10850 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 12:09 pm to
BIG DIDK JOE!
Posted by burke985
UGANDA
Member since Aug 2011
24790 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 12:12 pm to
Maybe he should off his appendix to Cincy to block for him
This post was edited on 7/26/22 at 12:13 pm
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93960 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 12:24 pm to
Trying to be like me since I had mine out last month.
Posted by Safety Blitz
The Backfield
Member since May 2022
1904 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 12:28 pm to
How much would one of you clowns pay to have Joes Appendix?
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
17490 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 12:34 pm to
Anytime I hear about someone having their appendix removed, I think of my ex-gf who I only dated in HS, but when I tried to reconnect with her through facebook some years later I found out she became a literal whore that used craigslist, and got addicted to opiates through one of her friends and straight up had her appendix removed even though nothing was wrong with it just so she could get a prescription to pain pills.

Yeah, think I dodged a bullet by not dating her past HS lol
This post was edited on 7/26/22 at 12:46 pm
Posted by geauxpurple
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2014
12771 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 1:16 pm to
Let’s see if our NIL committee can auction off Joe Burrow’s appendix.
Posted by justsaygeaux2
Member since Feb 2017
2210 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 1:34 pm to
He'll eat it right after they remove it with no anesthesia....
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20457 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 1:45 pm to
can't wait for it to show up on ebay.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
167137 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 1:53 pm to
so i guess joe isn't a fan of appendix carrying.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
167137 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 1:59 pm to
HIPPA violation to the extreme.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136969 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 2:13 pm to
His appendix was named Ed Orgeron.

It was fine to have around for a while, but it has to go when no longer needed.
Posted by Captain Poopie Pants
Pag Island
Member since Jun 2020
467 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 9:37 pm to
This guy is a badass! Getting rid of his appendix and next up, his gallbladder. His intent is to drop a 1/10th off his 40 time.

Dedication, my brothers!
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78255 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 7:14 am to
Plot twist. He doesn't actually need it removed. Just wants to get rid of excess weight.
Posted by Tiger in Texas
Houston, Texas
Member since Sep 2004
20936 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 8:29 am to
At least he is getting it done before it ruptured, unlike someone I know! Doh!
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