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Posted on 7/8/22 at 8:40 pm
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 8:40 pm
A friend & I have brought our families to a beautiful East TN mountain lake for a few days. I brought my fishing boat, he brought his pontoon & accessories, and we rented a large VRBO home in a small lake village.

There is a modest home next door to our rental for sale with an asking price of nearly $1M.

There is a community boat ramp just down the hill from the homes. This ramp has a baw living in a mini van. He arrives around 6:30 each evening and heads out at 5:50 each morning. While at the ramp, he sits in the back of his van watching movies on the tiny TV.

It saddens me that this guy is literally living in a van down by the river within walking distance of million dollar homes.

There, but for the grace of God, go I.
This post was edited on 7/8/22 at 8:44 pm
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49860 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 8:42 pm to
My eyes are burning at the amount of subtle brags
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
5056 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 8:44 pm to
Yeah that first paragraph really lays it on.
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10770 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 8:46 pm to
Don’t judge me.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64022 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

It saddens me that this guy is literally living in a van down by the river within walking distance of million dollar homes.


Don't let that passing thought spoil your expensive vacation.
Posted by TimeOutdoors
LA
Member since Sep 2014
13081 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 8:48 pm to
He may prefer the van to the 1 million dollar home. I probably would.
Posted by Finchboyz
Choclate city
Member since May 2018
552 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

van down by the river


Did you write all of this just for a Chris Farley quote?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49860 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 8:50 pm to
Live look at OP

Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 8:50 pm to
Plot twist. The guy in the van is staying there while he rents out his mansion.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

There is a community boat ramp just down the hill from the homes. This ramp has a baw living in a mini van. He arrives around 6:30 each evening and heads out at 5:50 each morning.


he makes more money then you do and doesnt pay taxes on it. he panhandles all day for a living just waiting for suckers like you to feel sorry for him and give him money.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
52832 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 8:52 pm to
It's no brag to say you have to rent a house for the weekend to go to a lake, any OT baller will have multiple lakefront homes.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4427 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 8:53 pm to
The real irony is that guy is probably living a happier life than you.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 8:53 pm to
quote:

It saddens me that this guy is literally living in a van down by the river within walking distance of million dollar homes.


Why, because he gets to be there every day for free, but you have to pay to do it?
This post was edited on 7/8/22 at 8:55 pm
Posted by Liberator
Revelation 20:10-12
Member since Jul 2020
9071 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 8:53 pm to
quote:

There is a community boat ramp just down the hill from the homes. This ramp has a baw living in a mini van. He arrives around 6:30 each evening and heads out at 5:50 each morning. While at the ramp, he sits in the back of his van watching movies on the tiny TV.

It saddens me that this guy is literally living in a van down by the river within walking distance of million dollar homes.

There, but for the grace of God, go I.


It's good that the situation made you contemplate pride and blessings. But don't feel bad for the guy.

Ever consider the notion that the guy was just tired of the Rat-race/keeping up with the Joneses? (I think that stigma no longer applies anyway).

Probably has more peace of mind than Joe Millionaire next door. Good for that baw. He sounds relaxed.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 8:56 pm to
quote:

he makes more money then you do and doesnt pay taxes on it. he panhandles all day for a living just waiting for suckers like you to feel sorry for him and give him money.


Not sure how much panhandling takes place in this little town.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
25837 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 8:58 pm to
You gone wake up missing your catalytic converter and any loose valuables.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72734 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

While at the ramp, he sits in the back of his van watching movies on the tiny TV.
You sound jelly.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7892 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 9:09 pm to
That guy is keeping an eye on someone living in one of the mansions.
Posted by footswitch
New Market
Member since Apr 2015
4637 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 9:10 pm to
frick your judgemental arse.
I live in a camper down by the river.
Some people.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11162 posts
Posted on 7/8/22 at 9:12 pm to
Yet, up in the mountains, you've never gone to sleep to the gentle slap of water on rocks. You've never seen the water and its animals awaken. There's so much you'll never see or experience. It doesn't bother you to stay in a building that is no more authentic than the franchise hamburger joint down the hill (unless it's Pal's, a whole different experience, even for chili buns).

You don't even know the magnificence of a spring in the mountains with redbud blooms falling into the water, followed a week or so later by dogwood blooms.
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