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re: Why do cute girls mostly talk to you during the 2% of your life that you're not ready?

Posted on 6/13/22 at 6:10 am to
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
22020 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 6:10 am to
Her name is GreenRock Tiger, breaking hearts is her game.
Posted by cheobode
Member since Dec 2017
1255 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 6:30 am to
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Dude, we know you're gay



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bi workout


Close enough.
Posted by Realityintheface
Member since May 2022
1784 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 6:48 am to
First, I agree with those commenting on your height claim of 6’1.5”. It’s definitely a beta statement which jumped out at me right away and makes you seem insecure (proof of it is because you didn’t engage the girl) that you know you are not 6’2”. Even numbers dude and say 6”1.

Second, shooters shoot. Learn and live it. Practice engaging with strangers in a grocery store or wherever. Then you will be ready when the golden moment comes again grasshopper.




Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
5060 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 6:51 am to
maybe because you're into dudes?
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24541 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 6:51 am to
Probably shouldn’t wear that tank anymore baw, obviously you aren’t a lion
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
12266 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:24 am to
Subtle girl talked to me brag.
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46948 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:28 am to
You’re freaking out over a girl saying “nice shirt”

Posted by Bdiddy
Member since Jul 2021
247 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:47 am to
It must be horrible at times to be a cute 20 something girl. You can't even exchange in pleasantries without some guy asking for your number, and assuming that you are drooling over him.
I would have felt a little better had you just mentioned that you were walking barefoot out of the steam room or wherever, rather than regaling us with the details of your workout and physique, which have nothing to do with this story.
Posted by Dirk Dawgler
Where I Am
Member since Nov 2011
2728 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:48 am to
The OP reads like you need attention and validation. Who has a thought to post a random everyday encounter like this unless they just need to bolster their own ego?

1. You felt like you needed to start by specifically saying you go to a racquet club. Status check validated.

2. You made sure to specifically acknowledge a back/bi workout followed by a steam/sauna. But why is that relevant except to try to impress with some notion presented of the sophisticated man?

3.A girl was actually polite and said nice shirt. But not just any shirt, we now know how cool you are because you emit manliness by wearing awesome man shirts.

4. Because a girl younger than you commented on your tank top (douche canoe evidence on the surface btw,) this obviously out of town vixen wanted you to get in them guts and if only your fungus toes weren’t in the way, you would be the man of the hour.

Like the previous poster, I would like to punch you just for being a total douche for posting this shite.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18886 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:49 am to
The beta wannabe cringe is huge in that post.
Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
3060 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:58 am to
Cute girls talking to me when I’m not “ready” - no issue.

It’s the fact that they crawl out of the woodwork once you’re in a relationship/married that’s annoying.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
67280 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:02 am to
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“LIONS NOT SHEEP" tank top I have on
Dr. Fünke much brah?

Sounds like you were trying to recruit NFL mates, mate.
Posted by eitek1
Member since Jun 2011
2285 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:03 am to
The first thing you can do is take off the “LIONS NOT SHEEP” shirt off and give it to someone else. A lion doesn’t care if it jacked up its toenail doing lion stuff.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140602 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:06 am to
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In hindsight I realize I looked like an absolute unit to her - walking out at 6'1.5" barefoot in a right wing t-shirt in Portland.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
19813 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:07 am to
The replies in this thread are unnecessarily hilarious.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6890 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:07 am to
I feel like the point of this made up story was to mention the shirt.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44983 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:10 am to
You’ve been posting here for like 20 years and you still act like a 19 year old lol
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140602 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:12 am to
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Dude, we know you're gay. You don't have to make posts like this to try to pretend otherwise.




Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
86867 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:13 am to
It's a terrible post for all the reasons mentioned. Cringe AF
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140602 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:13 am to
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You’ve been posting here for like 20 years and you still act like a 19 year old lol

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