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Quickly changing lanes in front of a car you pass. Why the weird flex?

Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:06 pm
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14735 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:06 pm
Several times I’m driving my usual 8-10 over in the right lane and some baw in a Dodge Charger or an f-250 passes quickly on the left, then switches lanes a few feet from my bumper.

Then they switch lanes again because they have to turn left at the next light.

What are y’all so mad at?
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31486 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:07 pm to
They have very small dicks. Like, comically small. Just let out a sigh, feel a little sorry for them, and move on with your day.
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
13703 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:08 pm to
They're mad because some married chick turned them down for coffee.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
18748 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:09 pm to
Most people can’t drive. Some people will sit for 5 minutes to make a left when they could take a tight and hit a roundabout 400 feet away.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19802 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:09 pm to
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my usual 8-10 over in the right lane


bullshite. You are driving five under in the left lane on the Interstate and can't understand the people's anger. Get in the Right Lane and speed up.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14735 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:11 pm to
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bullshite. You are driving five under in the left lane on the Interstate and can't understand the people's anger. Get in the Right Lane and speed up.


What color is your RX-8, speed demon?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58224 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:12 pm to
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What are y’all so mad at?

You
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
2987 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:12 pm to
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They have very small dicks


Usually my 1st thought when I see a Hummer or overly jacked up truck, ‘Aw, man, sorry about your tiny dick.’
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
44815 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:15 pm to
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They're mad because some married chick turned them down for coffee.


Nice!!
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
15136 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:20 pm to
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What are y’all so mad at?
Wives are fat and dried up, only release they get is fapping in the shower and acting like clowns on the roads.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15717 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:24 pm to
I always smile and wave when someone keeps passing me and I keep seeing them at the red light. Yea, buddy. The left lane doesn’t matter in a residential road. Calm down and relax. Your low level plant job ain’t going nowhere.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70517 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:33 pm to
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Quickly changing lanes in front of a car you pass. Why the weird flex?


It communicates your disapproval of the other driver's low rate of speed.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7923 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:47 pm to
If you’re going a reasonable speed, I never do that. But if you’re doing 10 under the speed limit, I’m gonna damn near clip your front bumper just to scare you a bit. And if you pull out in front of me when you shouldn’t have, instead of hitting the brakes I’ll damn near hit you just to let you know you’re a dumbass. Luckily, I drive with the precision of the Blue Angels.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
28053 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:50 pm to
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They're mad because some married chick turned them down for coffee.



But it wasn’t a date request!!!
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37482 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 5:56 pm to
I switch over to the right lane because that’s what you’re supposed to do but no explanation for the close proximity you describe.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
50771 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 6:12 pm to
Guy did this to me last week on I-20 driving from Shreveport. I'm in the right lane, minding my own business, driving about 85mph. Some guy is coming down the onramp and I'm going so fast I don't think anything of it. Except ol' boy was driving like a 2013 Challenger and decided he needed to come out of the onramp all hell's bells, swept in right behind me, then went left and swooped in back to right mere inches from the front of my stupid Ford Explorer, like that's supposed to be some kind of challenge or something.

What a small dick, country hick.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31763 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 6:38 pm to
Driving in from TX today and was directed off I-10 by Waze at Rayne. Getting back on in Scott only to discover the 8th wonder of the world, a f’n traffic circle in Scott. It actually went pretty smooth, I was pleasantly surprised.
Posted by Buryl
Member since Sep 2016
1022 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 7:00 pm to
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I switch over to the right lane because that’s what you’re supposed to do but no explanation for the close proximity you describe.


In Louisiana, the requirement to drive in the right lane only applies to "multilane highways;" it doesn't apply to surface streets.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10674 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 7:03 pm to
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If you’re going a reasonable speed, I never do that. But if you’re doing 10 under the speed limit, I’m gonna damn near clip your front bumper just to scare you a bit. And if you pull out in front of me when you shouldn’t have, instead of hitting the brakes I’ll damn near hit you just to let you know you’re a dumbass. Luckily, I drive with the precision of the Blue Angels.


Lol you are me
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37482 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 9:59 pm to
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In Louisiana, the requirement to drive in the right lane only applies to "multilane highways;" it doesn't apply to surface streets.

I don’t care, it’s just common sense.
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