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Your entire life depended on a glance
Posted on 5/21/22 at 10:12 pm
Posted on 5/21/22 at 10:12 pm
Think of all the things that had to happen exactly for you to be here.
Your great great grandmother could have been at a barn dance and have just looked at your great great grandad a certain way for him to approach her and further his line. Leading to you.
Do you think your soul could have been somewhere else? Another line?
Your great great grandmother could have been at a barn dance and have just looked at your great great grandad a certain way for him to approach her and further his line. Leading to you.
Do you think your soul could have been somewhere else? Another line?
Posted on 5/21/22 at 10:17 pm to weagle99
So much nut had to drop in just the right way.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 10:18 pm to weagle99
quote:
Your great great grandmother could have been at a barn dance and have just looked at your great great grandad a certain way for him to approach her and further his line.
Thanks for calling my great great grandmother a barn dance whore.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 10:24 pm to weagle99
It’s because grandma did NOT return the glance.
She got raped.
Thank you Grandpa!
She got raped.
Thank you Grandpa!
Posted on 5/21/22 at 10:33 pm to weagle99
It’s after 10 on a Saturday night and you’re thinking about your grandmother getting plowed?
Posted on 5/21/22 at 10:36 pm to Draconian Sanctions
I will never not laugh at the elf bong gif
Posted on 5/21/22 at 10:46 pm to weagle99
One of my great grandmothers worked in a brothel and when she had my grandfather his daddy was likely one of four different dudes, two were identical twins. His wife, my great grandmother, was found on the banks of the Mississippi just north of Baton Rouge when she was roughly 6-8 months old.
A boat captain spotted her and a deck hand got her and the boat captain brought her home and she became the 11th child of his family.
The way my grandparents on my daddy's side met is pretty crazy. My grandmother used to babysit for a wealthy family. One day the wife caught my grandmother and her husband in bed together. She got kicked out the house and was walking home when my grandfather stopped and offered her a ride. She jumped in and told him she was going wherever he was 2 days later they were married.
A boat captain spotted her and a deck hand got her and the boat captain brought her home and she became the 11th child of his family.
The way my grandparents on my daddy's side met is pretty crazy. My grandmother used to babysit for a wealthy family. One day the wife caught my grandmother and her husband in bed together. She got kicked out the house and was walking home when my grandfather stopped and offered her a ride. She jumped in and told him she was going wherever he was 2 days later they were married.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 10:48 pm to OweO
By the way, I made all of that up.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 11:12 pm to weagle99
My grandmas first husband was struck by lightning which led to her meeting my grandpa and the rest is history. My entire life depended on way more of a slight chance than a glance. It depended on a dude getting struck by a bolt of fricking lightning. Insane honestly.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 11:24 pm to weagle99
I love these late night weekend threads.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 11:25 pm to weagle99
My grandmother’s first husband went down with his ship at the Battle of Coronel in 1914. Sunk by Admiral Graf Maximillian von Spee.
She remarried and had my mother (no pics).
Without Graf Spee there would be no me.
She remarried and had my mother (no pics).
Without Graf Spee there would be no me.
Posted on 5/22/22 at 1:35 am to weagle99
My grandparents on my mother's side were from Alabama. They didn't need a barn dance. Just a family get together...
Posted on 5/22/22 at 1:38 am to weagle99
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Do you think your soul could have been somewhere else? Another line?
Yes. I'd be a fat arse marmot in Colorado or Yellowstone.
This post was edited on 5/22/22 at 8:05 pm
Posted on 5/22/22 at 1:38 am to weagle99
My GGfather X 3 was shot in the chest at Vicksburg. The bullet was deflected by a silver dollar in his pocket.
Posted on 5/22/22 at 1:47 am to weagle99
125 years from now a TD thread subject will read:
Your entire life depended on a right swipe.
Your entire life depended on a right swipe.
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