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MS city mourning death of beloved rooster, arrest made for his murder
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:26 am
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:26 am
Carl the Rooster has been murdered.
The victim
The accused
Daily Mail
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The murder of a celebrity rooster in a small city in Mississippi has sparked outrage, outpourings of adoration, promises of revenge, murals in memory of the animal - and a population in mourning. The bird, named Carl, was a mainstay on the streets of Ocean Springs - a scenic city of 18,000 on Mississippi's Gulf coast.
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He was known to strut about town, spinning a regular route that involved a morning stop at the local bagel shop, sips of water at a few coffee shops and even a visit to classes at the fitness center.
The rooster was personable and friendly, approaching people and posing for photographs, and nestling down for naps on regular railing perches throughout town.
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But Carl was snatched from his perch before being killed by a female corrections officer and later dumped in a parking lot. His body is still missing.
News of Carl's death was met with an outpouring of public adoration perhaps unseen in the region since the death of Elvis. Wreaths of carnations were laid on perches where Carl liked to sleep, and by the doorways of shops he frequented. Children wrote letters of love to Carl and taped them in windows throughout the city, and a local artist began a mural in the rooster's memory.
The victim
The accused
Daily Mail
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:27 am to Darth_Vader
Red Lives Matter
Cocks Matter
Cocks Matter
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:29 am to Darth_Vader
frick that bitch
RIP Carl
RIP Carl
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:29 am to Darth_Vader
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This post was edited on 5/21/22 at 11:52 am
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:30 am to Darth_Vader
I want to say a certain word that starts with a C and rhymes with "stunt" but don't want to get banned.
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:31 am to Darth_Vader
Must be a lesbian. She hates the cock.
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:32 am to VolsOut4Harambe
I've been following this story from the beginning.
It's hilarious and confusing.
What did this woman have against that cock
It's hilarious and confusing.
What did this woman have against that cock
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:33 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Wait, now they’re banning people here for certain words?
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:35 am to Darth_Vader
quote:
He was known to strut about town, spinning a regular route that involved a morning stop at the local bagel shop, sips of water at a few coffee shops and even a visit to classes at the fitness center.
When I tried to do this with my cock in Ocean Springs, I got arrested.
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:37 am to tigerinthebueche
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Wait, now they’re banning people here for certain words?
you can say count. People just want to get upvotes sometimes by saying "I want to [insert some action] but I don't want to get banned!"
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:38 am to Darth_Vader
1. What a heartless bitch. I hope she rots somewhere.
2. Everything eats chickens. How did this thing survive free range in a town without a racoon or fox getting it?
2. Everything eats chickens. How did this thing survive free range in a town without a racoon or fox getting it?
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:39 am to Darth_Vader
Was in OS last weekend and the sadness was palpable. They had a memorial downtown.
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:41 am to SlowFlowPro
Didn't they torture the poor thing?
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:46 am to Tigers13
People got too much goddamn time on their hands.
There is no rational reason for murdering a rooster at 3 am unless you literally have nothing else to do.
And no rooster should make you that mad unless you have no other cares in the world.
There is no rational reason for murdering a rooster at 3 am unless you literally have nothing else to do.
And no rooster should make you that mad unless you have no other cares in the world.
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:46 am to SlowFlowPro
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Was in OS last weekend
So was I. RIP signs everywhere
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:49 am to tigerinthebueche
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Wait, now they’re banning people here for certain words?
fr33 got banned a while back for (accurately) using that word to describe AOC.
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