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re: Drinking after vasectomy

Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:23 pm to
Posted by Train is comin
Deer Park
Member since Sep 2020
854 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:23 pm to
The folks I know did, but sit on your arse The next 3 days. Don't rush it.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7347 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:23 pm to
quote:


Pretty obvious that he does not want to be told No. He wants validation. That is why people bring their shite to the OT


This right here.

Posted by mcpotiger
Missouri
Member since Mar 2005
6951 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:26 pm to
Stuff a bag of frozen peas down there and pop a top or 2.
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6020 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

Stuff a bag of frozen peas down there and pop a top or 2.


I’m choosing to listen to this advice and ignoring the rest of you.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

Real men don't need narcotics for a vasectomy
But some of us like to party
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart...
Member since Oct 2008
3246 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:33 pm to
Of course you can. Stop being a pussy. I’d wash down a lortab with a couple of martinis. Opioids and alcohol make for a nice, pain free evening.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:37 pm to
I’ve cut my finger worse, drink.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11361 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:38 pm to
Put on the beer goggles and go to town.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

no narcotics were prescribed


Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

Real men don't need narcotics for a vasectomy
you didn't think about that did you?
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6606 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:43 pm to
shite like this is why the numbers of white people are in sharp decline.
Posted by saderade
America's City
Member since Jul 2005
25753 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:45 pm to
I had a few whiskeys the night of mine.

You will probably want to a have a drink because it was still pretty uncomfortable even with OTC pain meds
This post was edited on 4/1/22 at 2:49 pm
Posted by Vidic
Member since Jan 2010
9132 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:46 pm to
Since when did alcohol ever kill a man? Drink away dude
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7016 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:46 pm to
Dr’s orders are really more like suggestions
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20457 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:48 pm to
I'm telling you this from personal experience. When the doctor says "take it easy" for the next few days when it comes to physical activity, do that exactly. Unless you want to end up with purple balls the size of a grapefruit in a few days. Alcohol is completely fine if you can trust that you're not gonna get smashed and run around doing physical shite that will compromise your healing.

The getting loaded part isn't the issue.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16615 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:49 pm to
They didn't break your dik. You can still piss normally
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

Real men don't need narcotics for a vasectomy


Who said anything about needing them? If the doc is going to prescribe them to me, by god I’m going to take them and wash them down with a cold beer.
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20457 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:52 pm to
Exactly. If a doctor prescribes hydrocodone to me, I'm taking the medicine whether I think I need it or not.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
16031 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:58 pm to
Was looking at “operating microscope” stocks. What brand did your urologist use to do the procedure?

Posted by mule74
Watersound Beach
Member since Nov 2004
11318 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:58 pm to
You’re an idiot. Everyone knows that you get snipped on either the first week of Tourney or the Masters. You did it right in the middle. SMDH
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