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re: Say we start a Tigerdroppings theme park, since Disney has gone full woke/pedo

Posted on 3/30/22 at 7:43 pm to
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1044 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 7:43 pm to




PIIYB Pony Play area. Deep and hard.



Posted by Zachary
Member since Jan 2007
1654 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 7:46 pm to
You also can ride It's a Clown World.
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
17682 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:09 pm to
All concession stands are operated by chick fil a employees.

Peej's pickem booth where you pick against peej and always win.
Posted by CoastLSUFan
Member since Nov 2010
713 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:26 pm to
Beejon’s Portal to Hell Haunted House, and the ones who make it out get a souvenir spirit sword
Posted by tiger2180
Member since Nov 2015
421 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:38 pm to
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Lots of bars
A few stripper poles

A ride titled "Hold my Beer"


FIFY
Posted by Ben Hur
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2013
895 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 9:07 pm to
The ride wait times only say TLDR (R is ride) when over 30 min

Park will announce it’s the 3rd quarter 2 hours before closing so you can beat traffic.

Every ride would be sponsored by a personal injury attorney. Dudley DeBumper cars, Morris Dart Coaster, Gordon’go’round, etc.

A tiger would be driven around the park in a trailer throughout the day.

Would likely be closed over 30 days a year due to severe weather concerns.

The most fun would be had tailgating in the parking lot outside beforehand though.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 9:09 pm to
Instead of smoking/non-smoking sections the restaurants will feature a tablets for kids/non-tablets for kids setup
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 9:19 pm to
The restaurants will also include a minimum automatic gratuity of 15% to keep the trash out.

Strawberry daiquiri machine will be intentionally inoperative at all times.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48925 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 9:25 pm to
Haunted mansion is the Superbowl after Katrina: Enter at your own risk.

The fun house is broken arse glass themed.
Posted by Johnny Roastbeef
Somewhere in Bartow County
Member since Sep 2018
1962 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 9:29 pm to
A theme boat ride of the 2016 flood.

A kiosk of where you can create your own travel ball team and let it compete with other guest by simulation. Whoever wins gets free tickets to your favorite real life travel ball team.

Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

The fun house is broken arse glass themed.

Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
3408 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 9:40 pm to
A Golden Nugget and Golden Corral will have to be built right outside the gate.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 9:45 pm to
A 600 foot tall roller coaster that’s called “It’s really not that high” with photos of earlycuyler and korkstand on each car
This post was edited on 3/30/22 at 9:47 pm
Posted by Reagles
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2012
276 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:30 pm to
Baskin Robbins managed by cousin Randall.

Bronze statue of Tanden.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65505 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:34 pm to
Uncle Goofs tanning boof
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98356 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:38 pm to
Mingo stationed at the gate with scale and bodyfat calipers.
Posted by Gings5
HTX
Member since Jul 2016
8125 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:44 pm to
Mingo at the entrance and refuses to let anyone with a bmi over 25 into the park
Posted by Gings5
HTX
Member since Jul 2016
8125 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:45 pm to
Lol
Posted by Sisselpud81
Member since Jan 2022
635 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:46 pm to
Roller coaster ride named "The GDCK"
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55518 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:55 pm to
We need to set up a GoFundMe for this, right? I'll make a thread
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