Started By
Message

re: Would you rather go 1 V 1 against a Grizzly Bear or T-Rex

Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:34 pm to
Posted by misterbronson
Member since Nov 2021
89 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:34 pm to
This question is up there with "would you rather have sex with a 400 pound BBW or a skinny zit faced meth head?"
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59907 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:36 pm to
I would first set up my camp and start a roux
Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
20720 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:37 pm to
quote:


Bear. I can climb a tree , it can't.


Well someone knows jack shite about bears.
Posted by PillPusher
Gulf Coast
Member since Oct 2009
5721 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:37 pm to
T-Rex considering they’ve never killed a man before. I’ve seen grizzlies kill a man.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68679 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:47 pm to
Would a T. Rex even care about me? I've been around alligators that didn't really care that I was there.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124904 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

"would you rather have sex with a 400 pound BBW or a skinny zit faced meth head?"


The BBW will just steal your leftovers, not your wallet.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124904 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

T-Rex considering they’ve never killed a man before


I mean, I know lawyers get a bad rap, but they are still people.


Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 1:13 pm to
Grizzlies are not climbers.
Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
20720 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

Grizzlies are not climbers


They may not be regular climbers but they certainly CAN climb.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20159 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:08 pm to
Bear
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
24190 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:09 pm to
I've seen a stuffed Grizzly bear at Cabela's.....
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29384 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:12 pm to
Every single fricking T Rex is dead, so I choose that one.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16644 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

Grizzlies are not climbers.


You should search "Grizzly bear climbing trees" before you settle on that plan
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:31 pm to
:acktually:


Yea, they CAN climb. They are not going to rocket up one like a cat squirrel. And you're better off fighting a grizzly from up in a tree than on the ground. Shoot the thing in the face when it starts trying to come up the tree.

T-rex eats you like an aspirin no matter where you go unless you find a pillbox to get in or something.
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
5073 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 3:02 pm to
Both. The T-Rex would kill the bear, but then be tired and I could remain perfectly still and he/she/they wouldn't see me and would wander off.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66598 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

I want to see you use the machete against a T-Rex.


sneak up from behind and whack his Achilles. works in movies.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11860 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 7:59 pm to
Screw the bear. He’s gonna rip out your guts and enjoy it while you are alive. Atleast with T-Rex it’s just one large bite
Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
5151 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 8:09 pm to
Trex, I prefer a challenge
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
49158 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

Standard hunting rifle


Whats standard? You mean a bolt action? Ill take a .338 Ultra Mag and bust that Trex's arse
Posted by CoyoteSong
Colorado
Member since Aug 2021
2603 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

T-rex easy. Just don't move. His vision is based on movement. Dr Alan Grant said so


Somebody has been watching too much Jurassic park.


There is zero scientific evidence to support your claim.
first pageprev pagePage 4 of 5Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram