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Has anyone else noticed that turkey hunters

Posted on 2/14/22 at 2:16 pm
Posted by MadisonvilleTiger24
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Posted on 2/14/22 at 2:16 pm
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This post was edited on 11/2/22 at 10:55 am
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 2/14/22 at 2:19 pm to
weird way to let everyone know your a shite cook
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Posted on 2/14/22 at 2:20 pm to
You misspelled duck hunters
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 2/14/22 at 2:21 pm to
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Are basically the short bus of the hunting world?


I didn't realize turkey hunters were using dogs these days
Posted by tenfoe
Member since Jun 2011
6951 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 2:23 pm to
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I didn't realize turkey hunters were using dogs these days


and crossbows, and 4 wheelers, and blinds, and bait
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 2/14/22 at 2:24 pm to
Is that legal? I bet I could teach my coon dog to tree them.
Posted by dpier16
Member since Aug 2016
282 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 2:50 pm to
Some states allow turkey hunting with dogs. They mainly use them in the winter time to "bust" the flock up and then call to the turkeys in an attempt to "reflock" them.

Many different types of spaniels are/were used.
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
4902 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 3:47 pm to
Naw man, they are the fly fishers of the hunting world. Complete purists. They don't believe in sneeking up on them, waiting on them at a food source, setting out a food source, popping them off from a couple hundred yards, shooting them off a roost. Gotta do it a certain way unless you are not a 'real turkey hunter'.

But trespassing is ok if you heard one gobble...
Posted by JoeNelson
Member since Sep 2019
434 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 3:47 pm to
And talk about how hard it is when i see turkeys running 200 yards to fight a piece of plastic
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
40689 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 3:52 pm to
The vest with the integrated cushion so their butt doesn’t get sore from sitting for 45 minutes
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
73282 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 3:58 pm to
I'm pretty sure a turkey would frick my dog up six ways from Sunday.
Posted by tenfoe
Member since Jun 2011
6951 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 4:22 pm to
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from sitting for 45 minutes


Or 4 hours
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 2/14/22 at 4:30 pm to
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But trespassing is ok if you heard one gobble...


True turkey hunters have a bunch of barb wire rips in the crotch of their pants
Posted by jimjackandjose
Member since Jun 2011
6672 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 10:18 pm to
My butt still goes numb after sitting on the cushion

I lose blood flow I reckon. Probably need to see a heart doctor
Posted by jimbeam
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 2/14/22 at 10:19 pm to
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But trespassing is ok if you heard one gobble..
tenfoe has entered the chat
This post was edited on 2/14/22 at 10:20 pm
Posted by speckledawg
Somewhere Salty
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 2/14/22 at 10:47 pm to
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You misspelled duck hunters



Hey now! I resemble that remark
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/15/22 at 7:58 am to
Turkeys are far from dumb


quote:

short bus of the hunting world?


Dove hunters. And I don’t mean those who dove hunt, I mean the ones who only dove hunt because it’s easy and they get drunk and shoot at every low flying bird including black birds only to pepper everyone with bbs and we get to pick them out of our skin
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100579 posts
Posted on 2/15/22 at 8:19 am to
They are definitely the snobs of the hunting world.

Turkey- purist snobs
Duck hunters- either assholes fighting over a hole or show offs with the ridiculous over the top calling and fancy gear
Deer - wide range from good ol baws that know how to hunt, to the hardcore guy hunting with a recurve 50 feet in a tree, to the rich prick with the high fence and corn feeders.
Dove- redneck idiots
Fisherman - we just want to drink beer and get away from the wife
Posted by The Levee
Bat Country
Member since Feb 2006
11679 posts
Posted on 2/15/22 at 8:55 am to
Don’t forget the drunk dog runners and the Christian dog runners.

Both will not think twice about trespassing on your land and/or ruining your hunt
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118233 posts
Posted on 2/15/22 at 11:47 am to
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Dove- redneck idiots


What if I’m sitting on a bucket, alone, with one ear plug, some tobacco, a thermacell or two maybe, and my o/u?
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