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This is how Walmart envisions Shopping in the Metaverse

Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:38 am
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179387 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:38 am
Video

A bit dystopic

I don't get why this is needed vs the current supermarket website experience
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64034 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:40 am to
This is coming no matter what, so conservatives might as well jump in or else big porn and big tech will run your lives even more.
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11983 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:40 am to
I bet Trillhog is already raping in the Metaverse
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19579 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:41 am to
All that work they put into the video and they've got them literally throwing a bottle of wine into the cart at 0:15
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16593 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:42 am to
it's a fancy UI for eCommerce. whatever
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19206 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:43 am to
This is infinitely worse than shopping on a website.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:43 am to
Needs a VR Mr. Ghetto with his basket girls.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179387 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:44 am to
Me while plugged in shopping at Walmart Metaverse



Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
24723 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:44 am to
That video is dumb and in no way represents what shopping will ever be. It reminds me of Hollywood's portrayal of what "hacking" looks like, back in the 90s.

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135839 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:44 am to
That looks terrible.
Posted by tigafan4life
Member since Dec 2006
50620 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:45 am to
That’s too much. I don’t want someone talking to me when I shop.
Posted by GuidoVestieri
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2021
945 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:45 am to
You say this but a few days ago a woman file a lawsuit because she was groped in the metaverse.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:45 am to
I would prefer a command line UI for e-commerce. Something like...

curl -x POST -d '{"sku":"MAGNUMXL",qty:99}' brothersfoodmart.com
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13903 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:46 am to
When do the brothels open in Metaverse?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41329 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:46 am to
Bitch what if I want an extra gallon of milk? Mind your own f’ing business.
Posted by nugget
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Member since Dec 2009
15666 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:47 am to
Why does this dick head just throw the milk back in the kiosk
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179387 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:47 am to
quote:

You say this but a few days ago a woman file a lawsuit because she was groped in the metaverse.



I read that the other day. Not even out of beta testing and women are already claiming sexual assault.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4801 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:48 am to
Damnit Walmart. Just be effective. If I need some glue, just sell me some glue. I don’t need all this lawn mower man fanfare.

Will there be digital fatsos and scum on scooters getting in my way in the meta-verse (pronounced penis-verse) too?
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16593 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:49 am to
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Me while plugged in shopping at Walmart Metaverse

Close, but it will definitely have something going in your butt. Which would still be an improvement from going to Walmart IRL.
This post was edited on 1/5/22 at 10:51 am
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
127845 posts
Posted on 1/5/22 at 10:49 am to
My oil change is done?

So I'm at the store? Why didn't I just shop instead of sitting down and putting a headset on?

Or did I drive to Walmart, go home via Uber, do my shopping in VR, then come back to get my car?
This post was edited on 1/5/22 at 10:51 am
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