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Lawyer Suspended for Tossing Feces-Filled Pringles Can

Posted on 12/1/23 at 7:32 pm
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35696 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 7:32 pm
Once you pop, you can't stop

"In a divided per curiam opinion, the Supreme Court found Jack A. Blakeslee engaged in conduct that adversely reflects on his fitness to practice law. Blakeslee claimed he was not targeting anyone with his antics but had a habit of placing his waste in Pringles cans and randomly throwing them from his car as he traveled down the road.

The Court found that there was clear and convincing evidence that “he chose the Haven of Hope parking lot as his drop zone” to get a thrill from pranking victim advocates whom he admittedly had known for years and whom he would most likely be seeing in court 15 minutes later."
Posted by tigersbsbfan23
Member since May 2023
281 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 7:37 pm to
Must be a new flavor
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
14981 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 7:39 pm to
I get mad when my hand gets stuck in the can too
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
15101 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

had a habit of placing his waste in Pringles cans and randomly throwing them from his car as he traveled down the road

what in the actual frick?
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
17796 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

Once you plop, you can't drop



Better.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68123 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 7:45 pm to
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
10701 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

"In a divided per curiam opinion,


How in the frick can there be a difference of opinion about suspending someone who throws a shite filled pringles can at his legal adversary?
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10495 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

but had a habit of placing his waste in Pringles cans and randomly throwing them from his car as he traveled down the road.

Now that’s a habit.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40701 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 7:48 pm to
Could be the new piss balloon.
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10706 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 7:48 pm to
Wonder if he has Pringleberries?
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
20967 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 7:49 pm to
Dude been practicing 40 years. So gotta be about 65 years old
Posted by BarCo49
Alabama
Member since Apr 2021
273 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

Must be a new flavor


Legal Fecal
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 7:57 pm to
This is THE Supreme Court of the Uniteed States? I didn't realize that thy heard cases like this.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
20130 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 8:06 pm to
No. The first sentence says it’s Ohio
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 8:22 pm to
Oh. I didn't read it.
Posted by Tupelo
Member since Aug 2022
1621 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 8:25 pm to
In addition the punishment would fit the crime if he got the shite beat out of him.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
85393 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

Lawyer Suspended for Tossing Feces-Filled Pringles Can


What a shitty thing to do
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35696 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 8:55 pm to
So many questions: does he shite directly into the can? If not, what/how does he load up the can? Does he wipe, or just ride around with a mud butt til he throws the can?
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4146 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 8:57 pm to
Got shite Canned
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
6967 posts
Posted on 12/1/23 at 9:00 pm to
Imagine getting excited because you think someone threw some chips to you and then you open that can……
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