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The ***OFFICIAL*** 13th Annual JFK Assassination Conspiracy Thread - 60th Anniv Special!
Posted on 11/22/23 at 3:26 am
Posted on 11/22/23 at 3:26 am
This is the ***OFFICIAL*** 13th Annual JFK Assassination Conspiracy Thread*.
If you don't read this thread, you're just a patsy!
*With official asterisks
____________
Please use this thread for all JFK assassination topics, including but not limited to the following:
Oswald
The Mafia
Carlos Marcello
Santo Traficante
Sam Giancana
Castro
The CIA
The KGB
Dealey Plaza
The School Book Depository
The Grassy Knoll (what is a knoll anyway?)
Jim Garrison
Clay Shaw
David Ferrie
Various New Orleans homos
The shitty mail order rifle
Oswald's sharpshooter badge
We had an expert do it in the same amount of time
The Warren Commission
Magic Bullet
Arlen Specter
Gerald Ford
NOT Oliver Stone
Jack Ruby
Jack Ruby's strip club
I used to know some old guy who was in Dallas that day and he told me what really happened
I used to know some old guy who tried to touch me inappropriately
Richard Nixon was in Dallas THAT MORNING
Dak Prescott was in Dallas THAT MORNING but was intercepted
LBJ did it
Jackie did it
Old Joe Kennedy did it
LBJ Jackie and Old Joe Kennedy did it together
The names Kennedy and Lincoln both have seven letters
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who urged him not to go to Dallas, Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to the theater
Kennedy liked to park on a driveway, while Lincoln would often drive on a parkway
LINK
LINK
LINK
LINK
Videos:
CBS News live coverage, November 22 1963
NBC-TV live coverage, November 22 1963
JFK - 3 Shots That Changed America (History Channel Documentary)
The Killing of President Kennedy (very rare 1978 BBC documentary)
The Men Who Killed Kennedy
Rush to Judgment -- groundbreaking 1966 film
JFK: The Smoking Gun, full film on Tubi (2013)
JFK Playlist
I'll start things off:
Photo disproving the lone gunman crowd's assertion that Oswald (R) and Ferrie (L) never met:

If you don't read this thread, you're just a patsy!
*With official asterisks
____________
Please use this thread for all JFK assassination topics, including but not limited to the following:
Oswald
The Mafia
Carlos Marcello
Santo Traficante
Sam Giancana
Castro
The CIA
The KGB
Dealey Plaza
The School Book Depository
The Grassy Knoll (what is a knoll anyway?)
Jim Garrison
Clay Shaw
David Ferrie
Various New Orleans homos
The shitty mail order rifle
Oswald's sharpshooter badge
We had an expert do it in the same amount of time
The Warren Commission
Magic Bullet
Arlen Specter
Gerald Ford
NOT Oliver Stone
Jack Ruby
Jack Ruby's strip club
I used to know some old guy who was in Dallas that day and he told me what really happened
I used to know some old guy who tried to touch me inappropriately
Richard Nixon was in Dallas THAT MORNING
Dak Prescott was in Dallas THAT MORNING but was intercepted
LBJ did it
Jackie did it
Old Joe Kennedy did it
LBJ Jackie and Old Joe Kennedy did it together
The names Kennedy and Lincoln both have seven letters
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who urged him not to go to Dallas, Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to the theater
Kennedy liked to park on a driveway, while Lincoln would often drive on a parkway

LINK
LINK
LINK
LINK
Videos:
CBS News live coverage, November 22 1963
NBC-TV live coverage, November 22 1963
JFK - 3 Shots That Changed America (History Channel Documentary)
The Killing of President Kennedy (very rare 1978 BBC documentary)
The Men Who Killed Kennedy
Rush to Judgment -- groundbreaking 1966 film
JFK: The Smoking Gun, full film on Tubi (2013)
JFK Playlist
I'll start things off:
Photo disproving the lone gunman crowd's assertion that Oswald (R) and Ferrie (L) never met:







Posted on 11/22/23 at 3:36 am to Kafka
Go to drunk. You're bed.
I ain't readin' all that
I ain't readin' all that
Posted on 11/22/23 at 3:40 am to NPComb
quote:you're just a patsy
I ain't readin' all that
Posted on 11/22/23 at 4:11 am to Kafka
Spoiler Alert:
He's still dead.
He's still dead.
Posted on 11/22/23 at 4:14 am to Kafka
What’s the connection between Perry Russo and Sterling Abernathy?
Posted on 11/22/23 at 4:37 am to Kafka
quote:
Oswald
Born at the old French Hospital in NOLA
Posted on 11/22/23 at 4:38 am to Kafka
Hey Uncle Kafka,
It was definitely Oswald on the finger pointing side, then Jose Battle, and his boys from the Bay of Pigs on the inside.
Jose battle and the bay of pigs guys are the most likely candidates for the grassy knoll. These guys had immunity and trust for helping to overthrow Castro. They were pre Castro era vice cops. HBO even joked at it with the watergate series this past summer.
TJ English has an amazing book on this called Havana Nocturne.
Oswald was just a Marxist loon like you see today in the tribes of soy. Jack Ruby is the real “gem” in that he’s the first MK Ultra candidate of Jolly West.
Tom O’Neill’s book really puts it all together on just how paranoid the times were in government and has the right receipts of leveraging.
RFK Jr. talked about the private phone line to that kgb agent that JFK had. I think the military industrial types of the times were just terrified by this type of diplomacy and acted like cornered animals.
Happy Thanksgiving fellas.
It was definitely Oswald on the finger pointing side, then Jose Battle, and his boys from the Bay of Pigs on the inside.
Jose battle and the bay of pigs guys are the most likely candidates for the grassy knoll. These guys had immunity and trust for helping to overthrow Castro. They were pre Castro era vice cops. HBO even joked at it with the watergate series this past summer.
TJ English has an amazing book on this called Havana Nocturne.
Oswald was just a Marxist loon like you see today in the tribes of soy. Jack Ruby is the real “gem” in that he’s the first MK Ultra candidate of Jolly West.
Tom O’Neill’s book really puts it all together on just how paranoid the times were in government and has the right receipts of leveraging.
RFK Jr. talked about the private phone line to that kgb agent that JFK had. I think the military industrial types of the times were just terrified by this type of diplomacy and acted like cornered animals.
Happy Thanksgiving fellas.
This post was edited on 11/22/23 at 4:46 am
Posted on 11/22/23 at 4:48 am to hometownhero89
Jeffrey Epstein did not hang himself
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:06 am to Kafka
quote:
The Grassy Knoll (what is a knoll anyway?)
quote:
Dak Prescott was in Dallas THAT MORNING but was intercepted
quote:
Kennedy liked to park on a driveway, while Lincoln would often drive on a parkway

eta: I think this thread/post may have been the first time Kafka has made me lol irl

This post was edited on 11/22/23 at 5:21 am
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:13 am to Kafka
BTW Kafka, nice thread. JFK was killed by CIA . I’m out
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:17 am to El Tigre Grande
How crazy is it that we know now an intelligence agency killed a democratically elected US president and never suffered any repercussions.
I wonder if that was the beginning of the end of our society. It seems like every day we hear about a new operation that the FBI or CIA is involved in that's so obviously skewed in the favor one political party.
They shot that guy in broad daylight then killed his accused murdered in broad daylight as well. Just right in front of everyone's face then hid the evidence for decades. They still won't release all the evidence
Then to just add the cherry on top they say that this bullet ricocheted 4 separate times and landed on the gurney that they just happened to stumble across. Then the stories about autopsy being required in Maryland and not Dallas
They just fricking killed him, smoked a cigar over his corpses and then loooked the American people right in the eye and lied their arse off while just stealing hundreds of millions from taxpayers.
Their budget this year was
3,200,000,0000
I wonder if that was the beginning of the end of our society. It seems like every day we hear about a new operation that the FBI or CIA is involved in that's so obviously skewed in the favor one political party.
They shot that guy in broad daylight then killed his accused murdered in broad daylight as well. Just right in front of everyone's face then hid the evidence for decades. They still won't release all the evidence
Then to just add the cherry on top they say that this bullet ricocheted 4 separate times and landed on the gurney that they just happened to stumble across. Then the stories about autopsy being required in Maryland and not Dallas

They just fricking killed him, smoked a cigar over his corpses and then loooked the American people right in the eye and lied their arse off while just stealing hundreds of millions from taxpayers.
Their budget this year was
3,200,000,0000
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:24 am to Solo Cam
quote:
3,200,000,0000
How much is that supposed to be?

Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:24 am to tigernurse
quote:
Dak Prescott was in Dallas THAT MORNING but was intercepted
quote:
The Grassy Knoll (what is a knoll anyway?)
Could be Cowboy slang for a QB sack.

Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:30 am to DeCat ODahouse
it's all making sense now 

Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:48 am to Solo Cam
quote:
they say that this bullet ricocheted 4 separate times and landed on the gurney that they just happened to stumble across.
How can a bullet ricochet that much and have so little damage to it?
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:49 am to Kafka
It was the limo driver. Watch the Zapruder film.
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:50 am to tigernurse
I can see Oswald the dupe taking a couple of shots and hitting Kennedy once the back and then saying, "Holy shite!", when he sees Kennedy's head explode from a shot he didn't make.
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:54 am to Kafka
Don't forget Louisiana Congressman Hale Boggs.
Look up the Kennedy Drain Assassin Theory since I cannot get it to work trying to link it.
Stretcher Bullet
Clint Hill testimony before the Warren Commission. Jackie Kenedy's Secret Service Agent Looks long, but is fairly easy to get through.
Look up the Kennedy Drain Assassin Theory since I cannot get it to work trying to link it.
Stretcher Bullet
Clint Hill testimony before the Warren Commission. Jackie Kenedy's Secret Service Agent Looks long, but is fairly easy to get through.
This post was edited on 11/22/23 at 6:02 am
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