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The media fear porn over the salt wedge in the Mississippi has depleted local water stock.

Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:31 pm
Posted by MightyYat
StB Garden District
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:31 pm
You can’t find water from Delacroix to Slidell right now. I watched two women get into a tug of war fight over gallon jugs in Marrero today.

The initial wave of the apocalypse will be a wild ride. Hope I’m around to see it.
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Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 11:04 pm to
The river is at a near record low. A salt water wedge (salt water is denser than fresh water) moves up the river during low water events. This has happened multiple times over the years. The USACE builds a "dam" with dredged material across the river bottom in Plaquemines Parish to stop the salt water flow. This happened this year over a month ago.

The municipal water intakes are deeper (not sure what depth) in the river and are susceptible to salt water contamination. It would really be some shite if a plant or plants cooling water or process water was contaminated. So the Corps builds their "dam".
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Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
40492 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

Marrero


What the F were they yelling....
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66816 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:37 pm to
I must have completely missed this hysteria.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45632 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:40 pm to
I’m unaware of what you speak of.
Posted by Quatrepot
Member since Jun 2023
4154 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:41 pm to
What the hell is “fear porn?”
Posted by Lush
Nola
Member since Jul 2023
728 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:42 pm to
Just buy beer.
Posted by MightyYat
StB Garden District
Member since Jan 2009
25029 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:44 pm to
It’s affecting Plaquemine right now and is creeping up the river due to low river levels from lack of rain. There’s salt water intrusion at the bottom of the river flowing in from the gulf. It will affect drinking water in Plaquemine now and then St. Bernard, Orleans and Jefferson as it moves up river.

All of the local news stations started telling people to stock up on water last night and today it looks like a hurricane and pandemic had a baby. People have lost their minds.
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8103 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:46 pm to
I haven’t seen anything on here about a salt wedge in the Mississippi on here. What are the alarmist saying about saltwater in the river?
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:48 pm to
Slidell gets their drinking water from the Mississippi River?
Posted by MightyYat
StB Garden District
Member since Jan 2009
25029 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:48 pm to
quote:

What the hell is “fear porn?”



When people, mainly media members, present/report normal information with eerie music in the background while using words and phrases that sound so dire. Like they’re trying to scare people.

See all of 2020 & 2021.
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
10549 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:50 pm to
quote:

What are the alarmist saying about saltwater in the river?
the alarmist are reporting that their drinking water (river water) has salt in it.
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8103 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

Slidell gets their drinking water from the Mississippi River?


Neither does Washington Parish. The NO news stations make a big deal about something that’s probably not going to happen and then cover the so-called news stories they created.
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8103 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:52 pm to
quote:

the alarmist are reporting that their drinking water (river water) has salt in it.


Not mine.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
7650 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:52 pm to
Why don't ppl just turn on their hoses and add fresh water to the river?

Problem solved.
Posted by MightyYat
StB Garden District
Member since Jan 2009
25029 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:53 pm to
quote:

Slidell gets their drinking water from the Mississippi River?




People are buying the fricking water in bulk. My aunt in Chalmette drove to Mandeville for water today. It’s fricking bananas.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130502 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:56 pm to
quote:

It’s affecting Plaquemine right now and is creeping up the river due to low river levels from lack of rain.



How the hell did it get all the way up to Plaquemine?
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
40983 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:57 pm to
Just add some sugar to the salt water ... voila, Gatorade!
Posted by Capt ST
High Plains
Member since Aug 2011
13339 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:58 pm to
This isn’t the first time it’s happened. However, this might be the worst drought/record temps for prolonged periods we’ve seen in our lifetimes. You can probably catch reds and flounder in river around Chalmette right now.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7755 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:59 pm to
Just wait until the Mississippi can no longer be stopped from taking the Atchafalaya route to the Gulf.
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
13505 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:59 pm to
So what you're saying is, I should...

1) rent a trailer
2) buy out all the water at Sam's and Costco
3) ????
4) Profit
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