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I”m at the Beach

Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:05 pm
Posted by Skippy1013
Lafayette, La
Member since Oct 2017
699 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:05 pm
At Orange Beach, everyone is fat! The only skinny girls are teenagers and I’m not a perv. All of the females over 25 are terribly overweight and so are many of the guys. However, the guys seem to stay slim until they either are married for over a year or hit the age of 30.

Something needs to change in our current way of life, we are in trouble.
Posted by TexasTiger33
Member since Feb 2022
13364 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:06 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/27/23 at 12:06 pm
Posted by raceboy
Member since Feb 2011
2202 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:06 pm to
See any sharks?
Posted by SkintBack
SoLo
Member since Nov 2015
1847 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:06 pm to
Nice observation, now GFY
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
41732 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:07 pm to
It's orange beach. If you aren't there looking for a slump buster or some older lady trying to relive her glory days, then wth are you doing?

Unless it's a family vacay, obviously.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
21337 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:07 pm to
Damn Skippy.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
14538 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:07 pm to
How many thigh tattoos have you seen?
Posted by Skippy1013
Lafayette, La
Member since Oct 2017
699 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:08 pm to
Our bodies are getting bigger and our brains are getting smaller….
Posted by YOURADHERE
Member since Dec 2006
8263 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:08 pm to
Yea but where do you stand on the beach umbrella vs beach tent argument?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
46981 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:08 pm to
It’s in Alabama so not sure why you added the last sentence
Posted by Sir Saint
1 post
Member since Jun 2010
5434 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:09 pm to
MILF:fatty ratio increases as you head west, right up til you hit 30A which is the rich MILF promised land.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
41732 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:09 pm to


Great point.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
34149 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:09 pm to
Seems like a perfect thread to include some photos.
Posted by MintBerry Crunch
Member since Nov 2010
5494 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

beach umbrella


and I have both
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40831 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:10 pm to
If you eat like an American you will look like an American.
Posted by NOLAManBlog
The Big Nasty
Member since Dec 2012
1199 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:10 pm to
I see beach pics from the 60s and it's nothing like today where 75% of the women are literally beached land whales
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25558 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:11 pm to
Way too many people in that area lately but I agree the quality of Beach goer is definitely down
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
100344 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:13 pm to
roll tide
Posted by longhorn22
Nicholls St. Fan
Member since Jan 2007
42528 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Something needs to change in our current way of life, we are in trouble.


THIS
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
46298 posts
Posted on 7/24/23 at 12:15 pm to
It’s ridiculous isn’t it. It was even bad at the kid’s concert. It’s the damn food
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