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"Oh no she did NOT bring her arse up in here with that!" - A taste of academic publishing
Posted on 7/24/23 at 8:27 am
Posted on 7/24/23 at 8:27 am
Got my latest copy of College English in the mail a few days ago. For those who don't know, College English is a reputable academic journal that many tenure-track professors desire in which to publish. It's produced and distributed by the National Council of English Teachers.
Here are a few excerpts for those wanting a little taste of what passes for academic thought at the Ivory Tower these days:
"Oh No She did NOT Bring Her arse Up in Here with That!" Racial Memory, Radical Reparative Justice, and Black Feminist Pedagogical Futures by Carmen Kynard
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Here are a few excerpts for those wanting a little taste of what passes for academic thought at the Ivory Tower these days:
"Oh No She did NOT Bring Her arse Up in Here with That!" Racial Memory, Radical Reparative Justice, and Black Feminist Pedagogical Futures by Carmen Kynard
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The first time I ever submitted an essay about young Black women in college writing classrooms was in 2005. One reviewer commented with a very typical response to my work at the time: why would anyone think that Black women’s writing is important? I remember these words because the editors cited this sentence as the major note of agreement for them. I could tell dozens upon dozens of stories like this, and it would take even longer than that for institutions to address, redress, and repair such a legacy of deliberate racial harm and neglect. I return today to stories of Black women, Black feminist pedagogies, and college writing classrooms not as a new beginning or as a return to the past but as the source of our futures.
At the heart of this essay is a soul-excavation of Black feminist pedagogy. This is not the kind of digging through that steals from the earth in ways that might be reminiscent of white settlers’ obsession with archaeological hole-making. This soul-excavation is a site of storymaking where Black college students, classroom moments, and Black feminist educators have made specific interventions in the ways that I think, move, and understand reparative justice. My storying thus unfolds what I see as the materiality of Black feminist memory, rhetoric, and praxis in institutions and alternative ways we might imagine more critical pedagogical futures. (pg. 318)
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But I am also not being hyperbolic by referencing plantations either; it is a system of logic and an organizing structure that is twinned to the white settler state (Grande). The Mason–Dixon line never precluded the North from plantation-based racial economies, which get everywhere injected in how Black presence is represented. Most white composition faculty would be horrified if someone called their memory discourses a Trump-esque/Confederate white nationalist sentiment and yet that is exactly what it is. This essay acts instead from the place of Black feminist memory. Re-imagining a Black feminist past is not simply a process of talking about the past but simultaneously a project about restorative justice for the future. In this sense, it runs very differently from white nostalgia’s central function of erasing Blackness from the historical record and dismissing historical Black pain and present-day trauma/ (pg. 319)
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As a Black feminist memory, this essay is, at times, an inward-reach to understand how specific moments have catalyzed an understanding of a Black past that helps me to read and move beyond the terms of institutional racism and whiteness. At other times, this is a story of a Black feminist methodology. In some moments, this is me just pissed dafuq off and holding onto my righteous anger as a Black feminist methodology where refusal of white affect (and therefore thought ordering) does its own work. (pg. 320)
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Let’s just be honest here with each other, rhetoric-composition studies: I am not your greatest fan. On many, many occasions, I have even said, out loud and very loud, that you ain’t about shite. But, hey, I ain’t tellin you nuthin that you ain’t already heard from me. Here’s the thing. I love the work of rhetoric composition, just not the field: I love the teaching, the writing, the classrooms, the commitment to pedagogy, the entanglement with the American university-plantation system. I love all that. It’s your white ways and all your codependent folx who let things slide to be with you. It’s time for you to roll with some Black feminism . . . otherwise, well, we gon keep havin these problems, you and me, and Ima drag your arse every chance I get. (pg. 323)
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Posted on 7/24/23 at 8:33 am to StringedInstruments
Didn't read all of it but...
YAAAASSSSS QUEEEN SLAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
YAAAASSSSS QUEEEN SLAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Posted on 7/24/23 at 8:33 am to StringedInstruments
Wtf did I just try and read
Posted on 7/24/23 at 8:35 am to StringedInstruments
That is a pretty big word salad that is ultimately a large pile of gibberish.
Posted on 7/24/23 at 8:36 am to SanJoseTigerFan
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Wtf did I just try and read
And example of today's "academics"
Posted on 7/24/23 at 8:39 am to StringedInstruments
Teaching English is for people bad at math.
Posted on 7/24/23 at 8:40 am to StringedInstruments
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One reviewer commented with a very typical response to my work at the time: why would anyone think that Black women’s writing is important?

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Most white composition faculty would be horrified if someone called their memory discourses a Trump-esque/Confederate white nationalist sentiment and yet that is exactly what it is.

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this is me just pissed dafuq off and holding onto my righteous anger as a Black feminist methodology where refusal of white affect

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Ima drag your arse every chance I get.

Posted on 7/24/23 at 8:42 am to StringedInstruments
Good Lord. Society is so screwed.
Posted on 7/24/23 at 8:42 am to SanJoseTigerFan
A bunch of bullshite written by a pissed off black woman that you are supposed to applaud and if you don’t you are the devil.
Posted on 7/24/23 at 8:43 am to StringedInstruments
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Reparative justice
Lol
Posted on 7/24/23 at 8:48 am to StringedInstruments
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One reviewer commented with a very typical response to my work at the time: why would anyone think that Black women’s writing is important?
It’s a good question. Why would anyone think that [insert group here]’s writing is important? It’s not the membership in a group that determines the value of the writing/thought. It’s the individual ideas expressed therein. And this woman(?) has added zero value by writing this nonsense. And I mean nonsense in the literal definition of the word. It doesn’t make sense.
Posted on 7/24/23 at 8:51 am to StringedInstruments
Radical Reparative Justice? I wouldn't even read that while taking a shite.
Posted on 7/24/23 at 9:06 am to crimsonsaint
She looks like she has to slurp a lot because she has an inordinate amount of drool.
Posted on 7/24/23 at 9:07 am to crimsonsaint
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Would not.
Christ, I'm darker than her.
Posted on 7/24/23 at 9:10 am to StringedInstruments
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In some moments, this is me just pissed dafuq off and holding onto my righteous anger as a Black feminist methodology where refusal of white affect (and therefore thought ordering) does its own work.
Progs love wordy shite that has no objective meaning.
Posted on 7/24/23 at 9:15 am to StringedInstruments
quote:is this Scottish or bastardized French/German?
by Carmen Kynard
Posted on 7/24/23 at 9:16 am to StringedInstruments
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Got my latest copy of College English in the mail a few days ago.

Posted on 7/24/23 at 9:16 am to Bluefin
The irony is that this person didn’t even get the point of the reviewer’s comments and why the editors agreed. Instead, as typical, she decided it was because “racism” and had nothing to do with the fact that in academia, you don’t just write whatever the hell you want and that makes it impactful. You are supposed to actually justify why this is important.
Scientific research papers are required the same. Had a person I knew stopped 5 minutes into their PhD defense presentation by a committee member asking “Stop. Just tell me what advancement or benefit to scientific knowledge or society does your research being?” When the student couldn’t answer, the committee member just said stop and do this another day.
You don’t get to just say something is meaningful or impactful. The whole point it to show and explain why it is. That is why her writings seem to be garbage. No actual justification or understanding of academic writing. She seems to think it is like Twitter and everyone just has to accept it because she has a PhD.
Scientific research papers are required the same. Had a person I knew stopped 5 minutes into their PhD defense presentation by a committee member asking “Stop. Just tell me what advancement or benefit to scientific knowledge or society does your research being?” When the student couldn’t answer, the committee member just said stop and do this another day.
You don’t get to just say something is meaningful or impactful. The whole point it to show and explain why it is. That is why her writings seem to be garbage. No actual justification or understanding of academic writing. She seems to think it is like Twitter and everyone just has to accept it because she has a PhD.
Posted on 7/24/23 at 9:34 am to Geauxgurt
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She seems to think it is like Twitter and everyone just has to accept it because she has a PhD.
Difference is that this isn’t a PhD student struggling through her dissertation defense. This is a full professor at TCU and she holds a chair position.
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