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You're Probably Headed for a Divorce When...

Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:38 pm
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2327 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:38 pm
...you and your spouse plan a custom-built home.

What else you got?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
137768 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:39 pm to
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You're Probably Headed for a Divorce When...


You take the early flight home from San Diego.....
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21690 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:39 pm to
You walking in on your wife banging Jody and Jarvis.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
18208 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:40 pm to
She decides she wants fake tits.
Posted by Tigercowboy
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
4497 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:40 pm to
When she fricks your boss.
Posted by BR92
Member since Apr 2021
987 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:41 pm to
she comes home smelling a little fishy
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
25598 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:41 pm to
When you pull into the driveway and all your stuff is scattered in the front yard.
Posted by The People
LSU Alumni
Member since Aug 2008
4355 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:41 pm to
She tells you that she hopes you get your head blown off before you leave for work. True story.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51558 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:42 pm to
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When she fricks your boss.

Damn
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45474 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:43 pm to
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She tells you that she hopes you get your head blown off before you leave for work.

That’ll do it
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4592 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:43 pm to
Supper isn't on the table when I get home from work.
Posted by Bayou_Tiger_225
Third Earth
Member since Mar 2016
11656 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:43 pm to
You hire Garcia to fix your roof
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144507 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

You're Probably Headed for a Divorce When
she gets fat
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
137768 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:45 pm to
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She decides she wants fake tits.


Call this man Xerox cuz he spittin' fax.
Posted by Ole Boy
Member since Dec 2018
855 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:45 pm to
when you decide to get married.
Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
13305 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:45 pm to
When all her friends start getting a divorce….
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
25419 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:45 pm to
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you and your spouse plan a custom-built home.


And then build it.

But #1 all time is new tits for momma.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
38255 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:46 pm to
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You take the early flight home from San Diego.....


Posted by BRL79
Member since Mar 2014
3051 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:48 pm to
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you and your spouse plan a custom-built home

Guy once told me if you ever want a divorce build a house together. Come to find out not only were they arguing constantly about the details of the house but he found out she starting cheating with the electrician that was doing their wiring.
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
2497 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:51 pm to
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When you pull into the driveway and all your stuff is scattered in the front yard.


Ha, mine was piled in the back yard. In the rain. Spent my $ to change the locks too, that was a fun day.
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