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Man shot roommate in Louisville for eating last Hot Pocket
Posted on 5/24/23 at 4:53 pm
Posted on 5/24/23 at 4:53 pm
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — A man was shot over the weekend in Louisville, and police say it was over a Hot Pocket.
The Louisville Metro Police Department arrested 64-year-old Clifton Williams on Sunday after they said he shot his roommate following an argument in the Wyandotte neighborhood.
Police said that Williams' roommate had eaten the last Hot Pocket, so he started throwing tiles at him.
Arrest slips say that the roommate tried to leave, but Williams went inside and got a gun. The man was then shot in the buttocks as he was trying to leave, according to police.
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This post was edited on 5/24/23 at 4:54 pm
Posted on 5/24/23 at 4:54 pm to John88
Not the most outrageous motive for murder honestly. Hot Pockets are fricking delicious
Posted on 5/24/23 at 4:56 pm to John88
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Man shot roommate in Louisville for eating last Hot Pocket
Food Board?
Posted on 5/24/23 at 4:56 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
I thought the same thing.
Posted on 5/24/23 at 4:56 pm to John88
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The man was then shot in the buttocks as he was trying to leave

2 assholes now
Eta
Or 1 super a-hole
This post was edited on 5/24/23 at 4:58 pm
Posted on 5/24/23 at 4:57 pm to John88
You never take the last one of anything without replacing it. Pretty sure that's in the Code of Hammurabi
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:00 pm to SEClint
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Or 1 super a-hole
Hot Pocket was gonna do that anyway
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:01 pm to John88
Louisville lowkey has A LOT of fricked up and weird shite happen for a city that is largely forgotten by the average American
This post was edited on 5/24/23 at 5:02 pm
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:02 pm to John88
I've heard of reason with less cause then this. I'll allow it
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:03 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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Not the most outrageous motive for murder honestly.
Honestly, not many die from being shot in the arse... including the roommate from this story.
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:06 pm to John88
You put a Hot Pocket in a Ninja Grill and it tastes like butter.
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:10 pm to John88
If it was already heated up and he was waiting on it to cool I’m ok with this.
If it was from the freezer that’s too much.
If it was from the freezer that’s too much.
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:10 pm to John88
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started throwing tiles at him.

Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:12 pm to John88
He could see the 3rd degree burns on his mouth where he had tried to eat the hot pocket as soon as it was taken out of the microwave, and that was all the proof he needed.
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:16 pm to billjamin
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started throwing tiles at him.
They were about to start a game of Scrabble
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:18 pm to John88
I am going to need to know who purchased the Hot Pockets in question before passing judgment on this one.
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:19 pm to John88
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he started throwing tiles at him.
That game of Scrabble escalated quickly.
ETA: There are 7 grocery stores within a 5-minute drive of the house. The closest is 1.5 blocks away.
The anger had obviously built up aboot something else.
This post was edited on 5/24/23 at 5:31 pm
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:30 pm to John88
As long as it wasn’t an Alabama Hot Pocket
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