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Man shot roommate in Louisville for eating last Hot Pocket

Posted on 5/24/23 at 4:53 pm
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 5/24/23 at 4:53 pm
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — A man was shot over the weekend in Louisville, and police say it was over a Hot Pocket.

The Louisville Metro Police Department arrested 64-year-old Clifton Williams on Sunday after they said he shot his roommate following an argument in the Wyandotte neighborhood.

Police said that Williams' roommate had eaten the last Hot Pocket, so he started throwing tiles at him.

Arrest slips say that the roommate tried to leave, but Williams went inside and got a gun. The man was then shot in the buttocks as he was trying to leave, according to police.

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This post was edited on 5/24/23 at 4:54 pm
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 5/24/23 at 4:54 pm to
Not the most outrageous motive for murder honestly. Hot Pockets are fricking delicious
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
92034 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

Man shot roommate in Louisville for eating last Hot Pocket


Food Board?
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14721 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 4:56 pm to
I thought the same thing.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49097 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

The man was then shot in the buttocks as he was trying to leave


2 assholes now

Eta

Or 1 super a-hole
This post was edited on 5/24/23 at 4:58 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102428 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 4:57 pm to
You never take the last one of anything without replacing it. Pretty sure that's in the Code of Hammurabi
Posted by belowmebama
Member since Jul 2008
7333 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 4:57 pm to
FA&FO
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
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Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

Or 1 super a-hole


Hot Pocket was gonna do that anyway
Posted by SUB
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Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:00 pm to
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37685 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:01 pm to
Louisville lowkey has A LOT of fricked up and weird shite happen for a city that is largely forgotten by the average American
This post was edited on 5/24/23 at 5:02 pm
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
7006 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:02 pm to
I've heard of reason with less cause then this. I'll allow it
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19867 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

Not the most outrageous motive for murder honestly.

Honestly, not many die from being shot in the arse... including the roommate from this story.
Posted by ELVIS U
Member since Feb 2007
10938 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:06 pm to
You put a Hot Pocket in a Ninja Grill and it tastes like butter.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40701 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:10 pm to
If it was already heated up and he was waiting on it to cool I’m ok with this.

If it was from the freezer that’s too much.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
15101 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

started throwing tiles at him.
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
7511 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:12 pm to
He could see the 3rd degree burns on his mouth where he had tried to eat the hot pocket as soon as it was taken out of the microwave, and that was all the proof he needed.
Posted by High C
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

started throwing tiles at him.


They were about to start a game of Scrabble
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66696 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:18 pm to
I am going to need to know who purchased the Hot Pockets in question before passing judgment on this one.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
43355 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:19 pm to
quote:

he started throwing tiles at him.


That game of Scrabble escalated quickly.

ETA: There are 7 grocery stores within a 5-minute drive of the house. The closest is 1.5 blocks away.

The anger had obviously built up aboot something else.
This post was edited on 5/24/23 at 5:31 pm
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
31608 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:30 pm to
As long as it wasn’t an Alabama Hot Pocket
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