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Where do the socks go?
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:55 pm
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:55 pm
Every round of laundry, one or multiple (but never paired) socks just vanish. Where the hell do they go?
Do they slide into the gap between the chassis and the drum? Do they get sucked into the vent? Are the washing machine companies into occult shite and the machines are just portals to alternate dimensions used to give offering to Sockthulu?
Do they slide into the gap between the chassis and the drum? Do they get sucked into the vent? Are the washing machine companies into occult shite and the machines are just portals to alternate dimensions used to give offering to Sockthulu?
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Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:56 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Next to the computer dad "uses" in the locked bedroom office late at night.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:56 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
the underpants gnomes are diversifying their portfolio
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:58 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Stuck to the velcro pocket closures on your Columbia fishing shirts.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:59 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
I thought my wife just lost them. I guess I should quit beating her
Posted on 3/2/23 at 8:59 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
I think they get et by this dude-
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:01 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
You’re just being careless with your laundry.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:02 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Behind the washer
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:03 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Gap between the drum and the machine. I taught myself how to pop off the front panel to retrieve the socks when they go missing.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:04 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
They hang out with the random Tupperware lids.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:05 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
It's been awhile since I've had one so I'm losing socks again but they make a mesh washable bag for your socks if you are willing to sort them out.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:06 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
I have never lost a sock … maybe I am good for something 
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:12 pm to fallguy_1978
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This is a good idea. I think some of our socks go missing in the bedsheets or blankets I wash. This is the only plausible explanation I have. Or behind a bed.
This is a good idea. I think some of our socks go missing in the bedsheets or blankets I wash. This is the only plausible explanation I have. Or behind a bed.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:37 pm to fallguy_1978
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a mesh washable bag for your socks if you are willing t
Duck that. Looks too much like jail. I hope to never wash my clothes in a sack ever again.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:41 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Black hole
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:43 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
quote:
Where do the socks go?
They go to the planet of left socks.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:45 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Another dimension, where they are locked in battle with lighters
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:48 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Sounds like your wife sucks at laundry.
If you have a dog, that could be the culprit. My Sheltie would eat infant socks and only infant socks. If you don’t have infants or a dog, it’s definitely your wife’s fault.
If you have a dog, that could be the culprit. My Sheltie would eat infant socks and only infant socks. If you don’t have infants or a dog, it’s definitely your wife’s fault.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:51 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
I have a giant sock barrel or hamper when it completely fills up I go through it and match them up, I probably have 300 damn pair of socks and cant find a damn match half the time.
If I go through the sock barrel 3 times and no match then I throw those without a match away, (then the match magically appears)
I am not saying aliens but
aliens
If I go through the sock barrel 3 times and no match then I throw those without a match away, (then the match magically appears)
I am not saying aliens but
aliens
Posted on 3/2/23 at 9:54 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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Where the hell do they go?
Catholic sock purgatory
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