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Canadian Groundhog Found Dead Right Before Weather Prediction Celebration
Posted on 2/2/23 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 2/2/23 at 6:22 pm
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Quebec's beloved groundhog, Fred la Marmotte, died just before he could predict when winter will end at a Canadian city's Groundhog Day celebration, according to multiple reports.
A crowd of spectators gathered Thursday morning for the event in Val-d'Espoir, Quebec, when the organizer of the event, Roberto Blondin, came out to announce Fred's death, local outlet Global News reported.
"This year, things are going to happen completely differently. There's a famous saying that goes, 'In life, there's only one certainty: nothing's for certain,'" Blondin told the crowd, as reported by the CBC. "Well, this year, that has come true. It's true. It's unfortunate. I'm here to announce Fred's death."
Blondin said that when he went to wake Fred last night, the groundhog had no vital signs.
"He most likely died during hibernation," Blondin told the crowd, according to Global News.
Global News reported that the celebration continued, and in place of Fred, a group of children volunteered to offer their prediction: six more weeks of winter.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 6:25 pm to WaltTeevens
Gonna be an annual thing from now on.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 6:42 pm to WaltTeevens
Oldmanbeasley told him he had to cut back on the Molsons, but he wouldn’t listen.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 6:52 pm to L1C4
No, it went to the doctor for hemorrhoids and was offered assisted suicide.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 7:11 pm to WaltTeevens
Canada can’t do shite right except maple syrup
Posted on 2/2/23 at 8:34 pm to WaltTeevens
I bet the Georgia groundhog had something to do with this.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 8:37 pm to WaltTeevens
He'll never see that shadow now.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 8:43 pm to WaltTeevens
Probably had some dirt on the Clintons.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 9:03 pm to L1C4
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Was it vaxed?
Well it was Canada so probably.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 9:05 pm to WaltTeevens
That doesnt bode well for the next six weeks. Just the thought of it killed the little guy.
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