Live report from Fred’s (Aggie insider information)

This is his own version of the Pandaverse.

Dave, you registered here in 2005.

Assuming you were 16 at the time that means you’re currentl 33 or 34. What are you doing at Fred’s you old man?

This is getting more and more odd.

Yeah they just don’t normally go to Tigerland with them.

You are the Pygmalion of tiger droppings!

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I guess you aren’t aware that people can have children who go to college?

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So we’ve established you’re a middle aged man, hanging out in the corner of Fred’s while closely observing other men and playing on your phone.

Maybe you’re an Aggie at heart.

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Yeah. Don’t let yourself be that creepy old dude in the college bar.

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Being the old dude at the college bar is the goal. Entire movie genres are built on this. I don’t want to be the old dude dying at home never going anywhere.

Stay golden LSUDave1.

And one of those guys will be your boss one day

Dave, don’t let these guys jerk your chain. They’re actually jealous they can’t be around young college women to feel young again. Some here may remember SouthDowns, it was the place to be on Perkins Rd on a Friday or Saturday night. Beautiful horny coeds some with boyfriends, and some members of La’s state senate would be there dressed in a suit with their hot wives. People who are objecting to you wanting to just to take it in, see the scenery, are just squares and honestly jealous. That they can’t do that.

This thread got stranger and creepier by the minute.

Dave was apparently in a college bar,,,with his kid...scoping out college girls...and guys. Can't wait to hear what mom was doing.