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Stop with Kelly - no one wants him and he doesn't want to coach

Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:24 pm
Posted by ghost2most
Member since Mar 2012
7759 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:24 pm
I keep seeing this dude's name come up on this board. Just stop. It's not happening.

1. No one wants a washed up drunk that flunked at a school that should be a layup

2. He doesn't want to coach. He clearly mailed it in. He's old. He's rich. He doesn't GAF anymore.

So no, Michigan is not interested in him. He's not interested in them.

It's not going to happen.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
26903 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:25 pm to
pretty sure it is a joke, so we don't have to pay him as much...
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
12782 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

No one wants a washed up drunk that flunked at a school that should be a layup


It is pretty telling that with all the openings no one is interested in him.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
30425 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:31 pm to
Kelly is now what Les Miles was when he left LSU. A solid resume but the game has passed him by.
Posted by Cenlabration
The Ville of Pine
Member since Apr 2021
1391 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:33 pm to
Dude it’s a joke. I guess everyone but you is in on it.
Posted by ghost2most
Member since Mar 2012
7759 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

Dude it’s a joke. I guess everyone but you is in on it.

For some, but there are a lot of posts where people seriously think he might be a candidate.
Posted by Ironhead985
Member since Jun 2013
9874 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:34 pm to
The same thing with Coach O. There's a reason these guys don't garner attention from anyone. Kelly is good at stabilizing historically good programs that have fallen on hard times. Coach O caught lightning in a bottle plain and simple. Similar to Larry Coaker and Gene Chizek.
Posted by kbroom
Member since Aug 2017
275 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:35 pm to
Doesn't matter.

1) He signed a contract.
2) He expects LSU to honor the terms of the contractual buyout.
3) LSU expects Brian Kelly to honor the terms of the contractual buyout.
4) Brian Kelly has a contractual obligation to look for work.
5) If he doesn't look for work, he doesn't get paid.

Whether he goes to Michigan, another school, the NFL, broadcasting, or somewhere else, he needs to GAF if he wants to get paid.
Posted by Patsy Parisi
Member since Dec 2025
175 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:40 pm to
Kelly to Michigan.
Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
1133 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:40 pm to
There’s stupid, there’s dumb, and there’s oohlala fans


Posted by Fat Bastard
2024 NFL pick'em champion
Member since Mar 2009
89162 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

A solid resume but the game has passed him by.


this phrase is so over used and inaccurate.

he is not 74 like saban. he is only 64. the issue is he was LAZY AS frick.

Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
30425 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:55 pm to
Saban and Kelly had to adapt to the transfer portal and NIL. It’s not like it was ten years ago.

Saban doesn’t retire abruptly without the sudden change.
This post was edited on 12/13/25 at 3:56 pm
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23329 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

this phrase is so over used and inaccurate. he is not 74 like saban. he is only 64. the issue is he was LAZY AS frick.
age has nothing to do with the game passing you by. All it takes is an unwillingness to adapt.
Posted by Screaming Viking
Member since Jul 2013
5602 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

5) If he doesn't look for work, he doesn't get paid.


How is this truly verified and enforced? I can go to an interview with ribs in my teeth and ask about the female intern program all day to keep my income stream li e.
Posted by Fat Bastard
2024 NFL pick'em champion
Member since Mar 2009
89162 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 4:30 pm to
had nothing to do with it.

the mfer rather go to long dinners, play golf, get to football ops building at 1 PM on a 6 PM kickoff, made recruits make appointments and denied them on calls in real time and drank far too much wine at work.

He was checked out the moment he got here. we never woulda had shite without denbrock and JD5. LSU was his retirement package

FACT!
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
1172 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

For some, but there are a lot of posts where people seriously think he might be a candidate.


No. There are none that are serious. It’s a runner, a continuous joke because we all know those difficult to comprehend facts that you laid out in your post.

You should spend your knowledge and energy on all the maroons posting about Frank that are serious.
Posted by Asleepinthecove
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2023
1971 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 8:29 pm to
Instead of firing him, LSU should have placed him on the sanitation team and had him cleaning toilets in the locker room and emptying trash. Maybe he would have quit and LSU could have saved 50 million dollars.
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