Saban's plan to come back to Baton Rouge

We all know Saban wants to come back to Baton Rouge. But he knows we won't pay him that kind of dough especially after what he did.

Well, I've heard from very good sources that Saban is coming back and he has a plan to do it.

Plan A actually didn't work. He threw the last 3 games hoping that Bama would fire him and would have to buy out his contract. He could then come to LSU and be our HC on Bama's dime. I mean you don't think Bama could actually lose to Moo You and ULM unintentionally do you? It almost worked except the bammers are too freakin stupid so instead throw their players under the bus.

Plan B was to screw his secretary and get sued for sexual harassment but Bama still wouldn't fire him. Dubose proved that.

Plan C was to set up players in the textbook scandal. One more strike and Bama was done. He knew they wouldn't put up with NCAA violations so he framed his players. Didn't work. Bama paid off the SEC which downplayed the violations.

So this weekend, he has Plan D and we'll all hear about it come Monday. The surefire way for Bama to fire him and buy out his contract: "It's Rollin Baby!"