re: Mack Brown to Resign | The Search For His Replacement

Saban is going to sit at the table with the longhorns and crimson tide hat on the table. He stands up and says he's made a decision....

Rips off his sports coat and button up to reveal he's joining the NWO and throws up the WOLFPAcK

WOOOOOOOOO

WORLD ORDER ORDER

Saban seems like a real sucker. A cocksucker, more specifically.

Head of BOT: Dammit, Nick. We gave you three producing oil wells. Why did you trade all of them for a landfill?

Saban: Oil is dead. The future is going to be powered by waste. It's all in that documentary "Back to the Future" that I watched last night. They have this scientist that powers a flying car by garbage.

Would make since since WCW went out of business.

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Thank You, this is it, The loan was owned by Compass Bank and the story in the legal community was whether Compass was going to go after Saban for the 25 million. This was during 2011 near the game of the decade. They obviously sold the loan off to avoid doing that.

Is that that Bank that Joe Jamal has some ownership in btw?

Saban is basically insolvent unless this is cleared up. If Texans have the loans, they have their man I would think. Game set and match.



There's an apartment complex in Houston (Watermarke Apartments) that's under water. Your pal Nick Saban is 49.5% owner of AND he is PERSONAL guarantor on the note. He currently pays interest only so the note won't default. If the note defaults that's a $25MM judgement against him.

A Texas Based bankruptcy firm (Weston Legal) had a very in-depth article up about it until 3 days ago and - BOOM - it's magically disappeared (although a Google Cached version is here: LINK to the cached article.).

Anyway, if he gets out from under that loan that's an additional seven figures a year that goes back in his pocket from not having to pay the interest AND he gets out from under the impending crush of a $25MM debt.

This is all public record, courtesy of the Texas Secretary of State (search for Beltway 8 Associates LP) and the Harris County (TX) clerk of court and its one of the most poorly kept secrets in the Baton Rouge Real Estate business community.

Now the apartment debt is bad enough, but because of Perkins Rowe, Tommy Spinosa had to file Chapter 11 to protect his creditors from seizing his assets, which leaves Nick Squarely in the crosshairs of that $25MM.

Again, this is all a matter of public record (Bankruptcy filings and mortgages always are public records) should you choose to look it up yourself.

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So in other words:

The money gone - he gone.

I got a rash, man.

It really wouldn't be a surprise. Perkins Rowe was a disaster for him for sure, and at a minimum is 25 million.

The man breathes football, his wife is into real estate, and people take advantage of him.

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

LOL the Bama boarders are already plotting how they can jab at LSU when Saban stays.

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Something short and catchy like we do with 21-0

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How bout HookEmSaban referring to Saban hooking the LSU fanbase

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When it's announced that he is staying, you should all join me and sport the bevo logo for a few days.

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#hestayed

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I like the idea of adding the horns to the logo as well as this picture below to our signatures. That will both be fun for a week or two. Still need a motto to quickly post for the rest of the offseason. #HeStayed. is a contender. Would be nice to get something with more bite if we can.

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#flattered

This entire thread is exactly like Lebowski's limo scene

eta: bastards