New Orleans Saints Player Has Officially Changed His Name

Duce? Well, I guess Mussolini isn't using it much these days...

This is the equivalent of a girl being pretty and getting by because she has nothing else to offer

Drew Brees plans to hold a press conference tomorrow to apologize for any confusion or distress he may have caused regarding the name change of Ceedy Duce, née Chauncey/C.J. Gardner-Johnson. He and Brittany will be donating $100K to the Silly Names Foundation in the name of Ceedy Duce, and another $100K in the name of Duce’s equally silly prior alias.

Head case

Mother of frick run on sentences frick run on

classy.

Does anyone care about this story??

A seedy douche sounds like someone who you can’t trust and is also a jackass.

see de douche

I legit thought that it was going to be Drew Bendtha Knees

Haven't stopped shaking my head since I heard of this!

A seedy deuce is what I take when I have too much roughage in my diet.

He could’ve picked anything in the world. And he picked that ??????????????????

He's a big Mussolini fan, I see.

seedy deuce? why not just corny shite?

Who cares? Nobody will be watching the shite show that has become of the NO Saints

Hyphenated to duce.

I have to go to the bathroom and take a Ceedy Duce.

$20 says this guy will do time.

Like ceedee lamb. Hey that’s pretty cool