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So, my buddy Kalunda (not his real name) stopped by last night to return my Tivo and borrow some toilet paper. We hadn't chatted in a while so we grabbed a few beers and went out to the patio.

He pulled a recent People magazine from his man-purse and turned to a page that had a pic of Chaz Bono. He said it has been freaking him out because he has two friends that look exactly like Chaz Bono. He doesn't want to say anything to his friends for fear of them getting a complex. On the flip side, he feels like they should know that they look like Chaz Bono, in case they haven't figured it out for themselves.

What would you do in this situation? You could tell that this was really taxing the K-man.
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el Gaucho149 months
I'm not really friends with any llotot
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Godfather1149 months
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my buddy Kalunda


You've been watching too much 'Sanford & Son'.
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Placebeaux149 months

billy nungesser
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Placebeaux149 months
Chip Kelly looks like Chaz Bono.
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Festus149 months
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borrow some toilet paper

Fwiw, I would not ask him to return the TP he used.
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Patrick O Rly149 months
Two things: a man purse and a Peoples magazine. Those are both violations.
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LSUWoodworker149 months
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Two things: a man purse and a Peoples magazine. Those are both violations.



Not if Kulunda is married or in a long term relationship. Sadly is is like a modern Scarlet Letter
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CadesCove149 months
From seeing pics on here, Wolf Shirt looked like that a while back. Not sure about now though. Is Kalunda borrowing TP from Wolf Shirt as well?
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Homey the Clown149 months
Tell ya boy to tell his fat arse friends to get on a treadmill and lay off the double quarter pounders.
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LSUballs149 months
I would tell Kalunda to get his Tivo and Charmin from the Chaz look-a-likes for a while.
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TexasTiger05149 months
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There are now three people on Earth that look like this?


:shudders:


eta- and I"m guessing Owl knows he looks like ol Chaz



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OweO149 months
I see a Chaz/OWL fark coming...
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Yellowstone149 months
Tell him to dump the man purse for starters... :lol:
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OweO149 months
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Tell him to dump the man purse for starters...


You must not be familiar with Kulunda.
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Chaz95149 months
no, but that reminds me...can you help me change my name to "Chas95"?
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USMCTiger03149 months
Leave a copy of the magazine in their mailbox paperclipped open to the page with her/him/it and write "THIS IS YOU" on it.
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RummelTiger149 months
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Do you have any friends that look like Chaz Bono?



Not sure if I'm still calling Owl a 'friend'.
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OweO149 months
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Not sure if I'm still calling Owl a 'friend'.



:rotflmao:
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OWLFAN86149 months
as soon as I saw the thread title I figured either you or Fred would say something like this

:casty:
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OweO149 months
OWL, are you thinking about having a sex change?
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