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Tom Herman Has Urine Color Chart For His Texas Player's Hydration
Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports
It's all about the details for Texas' Tom Herman. The new Longhorns head football coach has this sign up in the bathroom at UT’s Moncrief-Neuhaus Athletic Center, letting his players know about their hydration/urine levels. What yellow are you?


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Placebeaux109 months
Drink 4 beers a day and your piss will always be at championship level.
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Amazing Moves109 months
Fantastic
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mikelbr109 months
This is standard in Plant environment bathrooms for employee/contractor safety.
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CHEDBALLZ109 months
We have them all over our facility.
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LSUsmartass109 months
His attention to detail isn't that great, he needed to print this on thicker card stock so it doesn't curl up during lamination
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GeorgeTheGreek109 months
That's a First Team All-LNST comment right there. Preach brah.
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Drizzt109 months
They play like piss so this seems appropriate. Hook 'em.
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TigerATC06109 months
This is standard practice throughout high school and collegiate programs.
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ColeLSU109 months
What a weirdo. This guy will be administering mandatory penis swabs personally before long
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SomeLSUguy109 months
With his tongue!
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fr33manator109 months
Yes, a visual chart is good, but the taste tests are gonna be the real humdinger.
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Championship level hydration! Not even Butch could come up with something this incredible.
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c on z109 months
How disappointing from the expert on the championship at life.
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hogNsinceReagan109 months
Butch just got a new hero.
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WestlakeTiger109 months
We have had the same shite in the Navy for 10 years.
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DirtyMikeandtheBoys109 months
Got em at LSU and every other program in the country too bro
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Ted2010109 months
Piss like a champ today.
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Catman88109 months
Wonder what Baylor Has? Clap Color
If you ain't pissing in 3 directions you ain't winning
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SpeckTigerLure109 months
This is dumb. Every college/high school program has this same chart so I say who gives a fuk?
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LSUrme109 months
Ghost white piss is horrifying.
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Forkbeard3777109 months
I thought this was odd, but apparently my son said his High School locker room had these plastered on the walls.
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mylsuhat109 months
We had one of those in high school too
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saint tiger225109 months
I freaking hate you Larry Leo!
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El Magnifico109 months
Glad to see my hydration is at a championship level.
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NASA_ISS_Tiger109 months
We had a class on this pre-season football officials one year. I took it for granted that everyone knew that the color of their urine was an indicator of hydration. That brown color...could be indicative of a SERIOUS issue as well...like a gall bladder failing (or necrotic/gangrene)....happened to me.
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YellaPurp109 months
& haters say BeBe a dumb Cajun??? i rather that over a weirdo anyday. To think, LSU fans got all "pissy" over not getting Herman.
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