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Oklahoma QB General Booty has himself an NIL deal with a skin care product from Crimson and Cream titled "The General's Crimson Cream." It is a blood orange margarita-scented skin care product. Here's his attempt at selling it to the masses...
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real turf fan15 months

What was his name in High School, before he 'theismaned' it?
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LSUrme15 months
How is General Booty not NILing with Dude Wipes?
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cajunmud15 months
Just pay him...don't make him do that.
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LSUfourLife15 months
lol
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KAGTASTIC15 months
He created it?? QB and a chemist...dude was blessed no doubt.
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cajunmud15 months
In some of my endeavors over the years I learned that there are labs out there that you farm this stuff out to.

What ever it is, skin care, perfume, salad dressing etc., all you have to do is find a lab online and spend a day smelling, tasting, applying etc., what ever your product is and they combine it all together for you, and run interference with the gov health dept, to create YOUR product.

Pick your packaging and presto...The General's rub out lotion, or Dr. Phil's ole lady skin care, or Bubba's skunk juice. There ain't years of research, experimentation or trips to the Amazon for that special ingredient. Every lab has the same ingredients, the crap is all the same!

If you're a celebrity or nowadays have a big social media following, sell your dupes whatever crap you can come up with...simply and quickly.

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surgicalvenom15 months
This kid cannot go to prison with that name and that baby face.
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StupidBinder15 months
This kid is seated in the pantheon of athletes with unfortunate names with Coco Crisp and Lil’Jordan Humphrey
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jatilen15 months
I would have thought it would be booty cream
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LSU_Legz15 months
Yup. Thats awful.
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mmtiger15 months
he probably uses it for lube.
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jbird715 months
Is the non stop camera clicking sounds really necessary?
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Ace Midnight15 months
The family is literally the gift that keeps on giving.
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saturday15 months
General Booty? Where do I even start?
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HoustonGumbeauxGuy15 months
Hilarious
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TheRouxGuru15 months
That was fricking awful
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