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Danica Patrick had her breast implants removed back in April after dealing with significant health problems for the last two years. She continues to heal from the process and shares updates like this on social media...
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Healing is not linear. I want to continue to show you guys what I am up to to get fully functioning from not only BII and my implant removal 3 months ago but a life that was all go go go go and not enough rest and recovery. I literally and figuratively went 200mph for 15 years.

From the last 24 hours..... pictured is cupping, fascia blasting, Shock wave therapy, Hocatt (hyperthermic ozone and carbonic acid transdermal therapy), and a FLOWpresso suit. All of this is to improve the lymphatic drainage system, detox metals and toxins, and get the tissues moving properly.

I have waves of feeling like my body is healing then it goes backwards. I knew this was a possible scenario. However, a guaranteed scenario is I will fricking figure it all out..... with just enough patience to not force.... and move through it as quickly as humanly possible. Because I do like to do everything fast.

I have many many tests coming in including - Dutch, stool, DNA, and blood panel. My Dutch test (hormone test) review was yesterday and showed a lot to work on!
-Low estrogen, progesterone and testosterone. Testosterone is slightly up from last year.
-Low cortisol all day (but compared to last year it has a normal pattern of rising in the morning instead of middle of the night), which is most likely due to my adrenal fatigue.
-DHEA production good, but low DHEA-S, the free form showing the actual amount I make available.
-Low methylation which is the mechanism responsible for cellular and toxin clean up.
-Low melatonin probably due to toxins in the brain since the pineal gland does not have a blood brain barrier for protection and that’s where melatonin is produced.

Tonight I am reviewing a badass DNA test that apparently can even show what my personality is like! Additionally, it will also show how predisposed my body was to having a negative reaction to the implants! Stay tuned!!!!

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Zoso21 months
Look at me! I need attention! I need some "likes"
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raceboy21 months
That’s one weird chick
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BoogaBear21 months
She needs to hook up with Lolo
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tigerpawl21 months
T.M.I.
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Rex Feral21 months
No wonder she never won anything. It was the implants that prevented her from making that sharp left turn.
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tiggerthetooth21 months
I'm not sure any of that shite is necessary but it serves as something to post to social media I guess.
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FLObserver21 months
Man do i miss the yoga pics
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sostan21 months
Wait. What? She had imants?
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JackieTreehorn21 months
Of course she has a gigantic tramp stamp.
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slutiger521 months
She’s a lonely woman.
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Tiger in Texas21 months
She is her own worst enemy, typical narcissist, legend in her own mind!
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Twin X21 months
And we care why?!..
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cypresstiger21 months
Why did I click on this?
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gumbeaux21 months
You can look at this as a message to not get implants. Just be happy with what you were born with.
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Filmat1121 months
Some people make life so much more difficult than it needs to be. To each their own...
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kkv7521 months
Ruined my day. Thanks!
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slutiger521 months
I would take her in crazy and all, but she would have to remove the stamp and lessen the neediness. Also, she would have to work her way up by starting with Sammich duty. She’s beautiful imo.
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Lsu10120521 months
Larry, this is the opposite of a Paige post.
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OSoBad21 months
Is her tramp stamp the Cadillac logo?
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OGTiger21 months
If Danica is trying to live longer, healthier, etc. more power to her. My grandmother lived to be 102 and as happy and healthy as a horse. Ate lard, eggs, cows milk, bacon virtually everyday. Didn’t spend a nickel on all of the silly therapies, injections, tests, blah, blah, blah that Danica is spending her money on. To each their own, I guess.
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Tigers4Lyfe21 months
That's terrific but isn't the norm.
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Morpheus21 months
Everyone has different ways they need to treat their bodies for the result they would like to see or achieve. Not to be rude here but I seriously doubt your grandmother would be someone we were interested in seeing in a bikini with a diet like that. Just sayin. Also great genetics for health can't be bought, and your grandmother had them it sounds like.
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Skinny21 months
Hottt! This is the Beloit woman, lol. 40, divorced, tramp stamp, crying constantly about ailments. She is my dream chick.
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